Adam McKay quotes:

You have a guy like Bernie Madoff literally steal $80 billion, you know, AIG steal hundreds of billions, Goldman Sachs. Crime has changed so much, and to really do a movie with, like, drug dealers or drug smugglers is kind of almost quaint at this point.

George W. Bush was a silver spoon dolt with no record to speak of other than bankruptcy and selling tropical plants, and we let him sail into the White House, but Barack talks about religious fundamentalism and guns being prevalent in poor areas, and we roast him for weeks?

When I was at 'SNL,' I would constantly get in arguments, 'Why aren't we more political? We're not going after Bush.' Then look what happened - that Sarah Palin season, they were on fire. It was about something.

If you're calling yourself a maverick and you're not Dirk Nowitzki, then you are probably not one. In fact, this rule applies to anyone declaring themselves a 'God-fearing Christian' or a 'Man of the people.'

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.

For my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a lot of years. That movie just knocked me over.

Voting for Romney after the train wreck of that was the eight years of W. Bush is like losing your pay check playing a rigged game of three-card monte and then playing the same game again a week later 'cause the cards are a different color.

You know how in every heist movie they get past the security cameras that show the hallway leading to the diamonds by jamming the screens with a fake signal of everything looking safe and quiet? Usually a guard coughs so they don't notice the blip from switching to the bogus feed.

The Real World' is the most predictable arc ever. They get on the show, they're all excited, we're gonna be best friends, then people start drinking and get hammered, and say stupid stuff, and that's pretty much it.

Benito Mussolini created the word 'fascism.' He defined it as 'the merging of the state and the corporation.' He also said a more accurate word would be 'corporatism.' This was the definition in Webster's up until 1987 when a corporation bought Webster's and changed it to exclude any mention of corporations.

Obamacare is a private mandate that will drive billions to the insurance industry, much like the auto insurance mandate. Hardly socialism. In fact, it was a Republican plan to begin with.

I always say the classier cousin of 'Anchorman' is 'Mad Men,' because when you really look at it, why do people really love Don Draper in 'Mad Men?' He's just a terrible guy. But we know why he's terrible, and I think that's really key to why you can be sympathetic to a character.

You think of movies like 'Midnight Run' and '48 Hours', those are great movies, especially 'Midnight Run.'

Obama is the new kid with the weird name who people just sense is a little classier than his surroundings. He moved from a private school where he was class president and is now at the giant public high school with the metal detectors and the smoking lounge.

Wal-Mart is the biggest distributor of DVDs out there, but personally, I think their manufacturing policies have destroyed our economy, and they don't pay their employees enough. I have massive problems with them.

Everything in America is so stratified by class now. We have the 93rd level of income inequality in the world. You're already seeing highway lanes that are for pay and ones that aren't.

The truth is, there's an information blockade in America, and it must be broken. In order to find crucial facts, numbers and outside perspectives, a person must spend an hour searching and cross-searching on the computer.

Friends give me a hard time about the pants I'm wearing, which are made in China. Well, how do you find the right clothes? Or the right movie studio? The right people giving you checks? Good luck doing the right thing all the time.

America is a country that prides itself on being able to identify a 'straight shooter' or 'the genuine article' when it comes to our leaders. As a nation, we can 'feel it in our gut' when someone is giving us a bum steer.

The 'Police Academy' stuff was all hyper-slapsticky.

I was completely with the reality TV boom for a while. I really liked a lot of the reality TV, and the one that lost me was the ballroom dancing one they do, 'Dancing with the Stars.' That was the one where I watched it and I was perplexed. I thought it was really boring.

If someone busted into your house and robbed you, would you then forgive them if you found out they were a veteran? Of course not. So why are we forgiving McCain for selling out his country by supporting the Bush agenda?

The stuff that's going on is just so over-the-top, with the banking crisis and destroying the Gulf of Mexico, and the outrage hasn't quite caught up with the people yet. But when it does, I think you're going to see really virulent anti-authoritarian kind of comedy coming out.

We lost our minds in the '80s and '90s; we really as a society just felt that everyone could only care about themselves. There was no responsibility to discuss what's going on in your town, your state, your nation. And it was a blast, it was really fun, but it doesn't work.

I have no political ax to grind; I just find it absurd that huge billion-dollar corporations can take over elections. I just find it insane that, for instance, we give tax breaks to people like myself making millions of dollars, while there're no tax breaks for working people. That, to me, is not a political issue, that's a life issue.

Step Brothers 2' would have been fun, there's no doubt about it. Maybe someday. Does that idea age? I don't know. It all depends on how the movie ages.

I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.

First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and just do comedy about who is dating who and lifestyle jokes, it gets tiring after a while. It's hard to be funny in that realm.

It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious.

I don't want to speak for my movies; you could say my movies are just completely silly and dumb, but in the case of 'Idiocracy' and 'Borat,' without a doubt there is a really subversive and sophisticated assault on American culture.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

Nowadays, the truth is, I think a lot of the newer generation of action stars usually are pretty self-deprecating and cool. I mean, Dwayne Johnson is a great example.

McCain is the kid who was really cool in middle school but never got high school game and people are sick of him acting like he's still popular.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

Since FDR's New Deal, corporations and wealthy families have been non-stop finding new ways to get tax breaks, deregulation and entitlements from the government.

I'm sure when they partied when Rome was burning, that was a really great party.

I can't exactly say why there's not much protest music to speak off. And I know there are acts out there still putting a message in their music.

If you make action movies, the critics will savage you, and then your movies are outdated the following week with the new wave of special effects.

There are many aspects to directing that have a romantic place in people's minds.

The living nightmare for a red state NASCAR driver would be a gay French driver.

I got the sense that Alabama is a place where people don't want handouts and don't much care for people talking out of the side of their mouth.

You're not a slave to those test audiences.

In the past, in the '60s and '70s, genres were much more segmented. You had action guys who were deadly serious about it, and I think you had comics that were comics.

There's nothing more fun than making fun of what's sacred.

When you do comedy, you get impervious to good and bad reviews.

For 'Breaking Bad,' people were with Walter White for 99% of that show, even though that guy is a monster.

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.

I think everyone knows the news has become ridiculous. It's entertainment driven.

The key is a good story. If you have a good story, you have enough emotional beats that you can hit.

Word of mouth and the Internet are the only press we have left.

All we have is our vote. But it's powerful.

It's one thing to break stuff and damage people's possessions, but when you start aiming at the ideology of America, that's dangerous comedy.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie.

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

I'm not against banking. Banking allowed our modern society to happen, it is essential. It connects the work through finance, so banking is good.

As far as what makes a viral video, then it's gotta be something that you've either never seen before, a fresh piece of comedy, or something that relates to something topical.

My theme song is 'One Tin Soldier' by Coven.

The thing is, I've gotten massages to Enya. I like Enya. If you ate fantastic steaks to Celine Dion, you'd like Celine Dion.

I would never do 'Stardust Memories' because I don't particularly like that kind of movie - that would be why I wouldn't do that.

If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.

Governor Palin leans far closer to 'spokesperson' than representative of the people.

Sony is the coolest studio. They are really amazing. I think part of it comes from they're not an American corporation. They don't work by quite the same rules. And their studio heads have a lot of autonomy.

Sequels are desperate.

My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'

I hired a personal trainer to help me lose 25 pounds and get from obese to fat. My next step will be to get from fat to chubby.

I gotta say - if I clicked on a movie interview, and the first part was all about Walt Whitman, I'd love that article.

White-collar crime has been marketed - billions of dollars have been put in to have us be bored by it.

I do have to give it up for Sarah Palin on one account. She is brave.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

The corporate right fires up the religious right against gay marriage and abortion and uses their votes to push their deregulation and tax cuts for the rich. It's an old trick. The House of Saud has the same arrangement with the Mullahs in Saudi Arabia.

You can't really do a big character in an action film; you're already suspending your disbelief in the action, then to suspend your disbelief in the character is too much.

I am actually talking about possibly adapting 'The Boys,' by Garth Ennis, which would not be a comedy, but an action movie with comedy elements to it.

Every time a pundit or elected official is on any TV news program, it should be a polite formality to mention that GE has made such and such billions off the war in Iraq by selling arms or that Murdoch is a right-wing activist with a clear stake in who wins and who taxes his profits the least.

The way you really stop Al-Qaeda is by stopping their funding. It's not by carpet-bombing or land invasions or anything.

We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a lot of Internet stuff, and they came to us and said they had an idea for a comedy site, and Will and I were sorta like, 'Yeah, we don't know. It's the Internet, we've seen it come and go.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger cut teacher's salaries and parks and libraries rather than raise taxes for the many California millionaires and billionaires.

If you aim for parody right off the bat and it misses, no offense to the filmmakers, but it is Meet the Spartans.

Nothing heightens chaos more than a berserk wild animal right in the middle.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.

Bush already gave obscene tax breaks to people like me and Warren Buffet, and we are saying it's not fair.

That's always the trick with the sequels, is how much do you repeat from the first one. Because we all get bummed out when you go see a sequel and it's beat for beat.

The idea of 24-hour news, if you really step back, is pretty insane. Just even saying '24-hour news' almost has satire laced in it.

The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed.

I'm a huge hip hop fan going way back, like, back to '83. I had my Gemini mixer listening to Run-DMC and Kurtis Blow.

I think there's a tendency to think geeks and nerds are just sweet guys that were picked on, but that hasn't been my experience. I'm certainly not like that, in a lot of ways.

Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.

I was born in Colorado and grew up in Pennsylvania with family in Texas and Oklahoma.

I have no tax breaks or corporate interests to be supported by Barack Obama.

Pete Wilson deregulated energy as a pay out to Enron, and we blamed Gray Davis.

With the derivatives market larger than ever, we need way more regulation of Wall Street, not less.

Depending on what state you live in, you may only have right-wing talk radio and FOX or CBN with MSNBC three hundred channels down the dial.

Dick Cheney and Bush's rise to power were built on tons of money from corporations and a dulled press.

I always thought George Bush was more oblivious than mean, but oblivious can quickly go to mean.

It's time Hawaii answer doubters and produce documents proving that it is a state. What are they hiding? And why haven't we seen these documents?

Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom.

I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was certainly a good match. She took off right away there.

Michael Lewis has the amazing ability to take complex formulas and concepts and turn them into page-turners.

My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me.

David O. Russell is probably my favorite filmmaker. He's not only a great director, but he's also a great writer.

Other than Green Day, we haven't had a lot of protest music over the past few decades.

After thousands of hours of news coverage, we have learned that Hillary is a liar and Barack is a terrorist or something.

There's nothing more fun than mean-spirited characters.

There's nothing more fun to me than new characters and a new world.

You need the audience to go on the ride with you. You can't just isolate them.

I like to remind myself how hard acting is. I do parts in friends' stuff.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

Hollywood has to appeal to the broadest audience, and when it comes to most social and economic issues, America is progressive. Because of that, the messages that are in Hollywood movies tend to be, for instance, pro-environment.

'Firewall' seems both scary and protective at the same time. And how often does that happen within one word besides 'military' and 'government?'

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

If all else fails, you can always be a pro.

As far as how much you listen to the audience, you listen to them when they really hate something.

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro.

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.

Most of what's tricky about comedy is the perception of it and the audience's expectation.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions.