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The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. -- Dalton Trumbo
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. -- Moon Unit Zappa
My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul. -- Tim Vine
Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes,' he said, his voice rising as applause and cheers mounted. 'Shake it off. Stop complainin'. Stop grumblin'. Stop cryin'. We are going to press on. We have work to do. -- Barack Obama
You think intercourse is a private act; it's not, it's a social act. Men are sexually predatory in life; and women are sexually manipulative. When two individuals come together and leave their gender outside the bedroom door, then they make love. -- Andrea Dworkin
I have three closets in my bedroom. -- Vanessa Hudgens
If you're gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom. -- Margot Kidder
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point -- Will Durst
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.... -- Corazon Aquino
I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom. -- Samuel Goldwyn
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. -- Amy Sedaris
It was a woman's bedroom, actually a boudoir, and no man belonged in it except by invitation. -- Kathleen Winsor
When two individuals come together and leave their gender outside the bedroom door, then they make love. -- Andrea Dworkin
Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self. -- Magnus
Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business. -- Eminem
My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's like a refuge, and it's where I do a fair amount of designing - at least conceptually, if not literally. -- Vera Wang
Not everything I do is gossip or bedroom. To the contrary, I think that's just an easy label to dismiss me and to dismiss the new medium. -- Matt Drudge
I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. -- Audrey Hepburn
I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. That's why I still love to sleep on couches now. -- Alicia Keys
I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33? -- Ethel Merman
Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, It's covered with Gene Autry posters. He was my first musical influence. -- Ringo Starr
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not! -- Jack Paar
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom. -- Shannen Doherty
I understand why some kid in his bedroom in Wisconsin thinks downloading songs couldn't hurt anyone. True fans will buy the CD or go see the movie after downloading, but to say it doesn't affect anyone - come on. -- Rob Zombie
We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked! -- Dave Matthews
The Royal Family are not like you and me. They live in houses so big that you can walk round all day and never need to meet your spouse. The Queen and Prince Philip have never shared a bedroom in their lives. They don't even have breakfast together. -- A. N. Wilson
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls. -- Connie Sellecca
I am also a drummer of sorts. I've got an electronic set sitting in my bedroom. -- Gary Cole
Do you all have a living room floor or a bedroom floor? Then you can write a book. -- Patricia Reilly Giff
The first time we all played as a band, I think it was in January 1998, in Jonny's bedroom. -- Will Champion
I have always had a separate walk-in wardrobe, so I have the luxury of a fairly sparse bedroom. -- Kylie Minogue
Your slippers last a lot longer in your bedroom. On a film set, they do get very scuffed up. -- Martin Freeman
As a singer-songwriter, a solo artist with a guitar, I can only write so many weepie little bedroom songs. -- James Bay
I have a second bedroom I don't use. I'm going to start the Second Bedroom Film Festival. You're all invited. -- Vincent Schiavelli
When I went to college, my mum was really sad, so she preserved my bedroom, like a weird time capsule. -- Gia Coppola
It feels really sad, to me, to go to a dark bedroom. It's like surrendering to the night or something. -- James Franco
I was just another long-haired teenage kid with visions of grandeur, strumming a tennis racket or a broom in front of his bedroom mirror. -- Jon Bon Jovi
I am good at down grading - I have found I can live the same lifestyle in a two-bedroom apartment as in a five-bedroom house. -- Britt Ekland
I actually cannot stand a room without a view - I would rather have a bedroom the size of a closet with a view over a suite without one. -- Amy Landecker
I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom. -- Andy Warhol
This is not my bedroom! -- Jason Ellis
My bedroom's like an armoury. -- Jeremy Irvine
I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom. -- Benny Hinn
Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. -- Homer
Don't use your bedroom for work, unless you're a prostitute. -- David Letterman
the only door into her bedroom led through the church. -- Frances Parkinson Keyes
where the bedroom is wrong the whole house is wrong. -- Margaret Kennedy
how peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it. -- Dorothy Eden
Don't think about work in your bedroom or relaxation area. -- Matt Mullenweg
I don't want to be a mentor in my bedroom... -- Ellen Barkin
'Love Story' I wrote on my bedroom floor in about 20 minutes. -- Taylor Swift
Just following orders' is no excuse unless you're in the bedroom. -- Donna Lynn Hope
Love Story' I wrote on my bedroom floor in about 20 minutes. -- Taylor Swift
I really wanted to maintain that bedroom philosophy to creating stuff. -- Jamie Lidell
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. -- Pierre Trudeau
I prefer to work alone "? except in the bedroom. (Steele) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
My twerking skills are for the bedroom, not for the club. -- Kim Kardashian
Of all the rooms in the house your bedroom is yours -- Dorothy Draper
I am heat obsessed. I crave the heat in my bedroom. -- Cynthia Nixon
My childhood bedroom had wallpaper that was printed with clouds and rainbows. -- Brad Goreski
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom. -- Johnny Carson
Certainly one cannot ban cross burning in the sanctity of his bedroom. -- Antonin Scalia
Let unexpected incidents roll off you like raindrops dancing down your bedroom window. -- Mod Sun
I roll from my bedroom into my workroom in the morning and craft-craft-craft. -- Yaya Han
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea. -- Phyllis Diller
Real intimacy depends on truth - lovingly told - especially in the bedroom. -- Joyce Brothers
This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom. -- Melissa Etheridge
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there. -- J. K. Rowling
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. -- Rodney Dangerfield
If you were my child, I would staple you to your bedroom wall. -- Myra McEntire
I would hole up in my bedroom growing up and teach myself guitar. -- Dustin Lynch
A bedroom is just as nice as whoever sleeps in it with you. -- Tennessee Williams
I have a rotten habit of picturing the bedroom scenes of my friends. -- Ernest Hemingway
I've never gone to the bedroom when I was starting out and practiced away. -- Ringo Starr
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house. -- Ann Landers
The only one who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self. -- Cassandra Clare
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom -- Jack Dee
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. -- Don Herold
I don't want Democrats in the boardroom and I don't want Republicans in the bedroom. -- Jesse Ventura
Mind you, I'm going into the bedroom now to talk things over with Heavenly Father -- Martha H. Tingey
"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen." -- S. J. Perelman
The spirit of the marriage left the bedroom and took to living in the parlor. -- Zora Neale Hurston
Cultivate night-blooming jasmine near your bedroom window, and dream of men you've always longed for. -- Gwen Davis
I probably write best in my office, which is an extra bedroom in my house. -- Sara Shepard
If you don't want to see the biggest fool in your life; break your bedroom mirror. -- Sharon Osbourne
She shrieked. "Nora! What happened to the banister!" Good thing she hadn't seen her bedroom yet. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late? -- Christopher Morley
I was celibate until the age of 21. I stayed in my bedroom reading Camus and Nietzsche -- Richey Edwards
I wait on white ladies who walk right out the bedroom wearing nothing but they personality... -- Kathryn Stockett
Under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day. -- Richelle Mead
There are one hundred glow-stars on my bedroom ceiling. (...) Glow-stars are strange. They make the ceiling disappear. -- Alex Garland
When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either. -- William H. Masters
Every child's bedroom is as important as a telescope orbiting the planet earth or a philosopher's study. -- Jerry Spinelli
When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either. -- William H. Masters
I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down! -- Melissa Etheridge
I went to the bedroom and lay on the floor, so as not to mess up the covers. -- Miranda July
I'm a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side. -- Moby
It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom -- Alfred Jarry
I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down!' -- Melissa Etheridge
I'll talk to kids afterward and somebody will always say, 'I'll leave my bedroom window open for you. -- Cathy Rigby
I am never happier in the Lord than when I am in a bedroom with a sick person. -- Smith Wigglesworth
Fortune loves to give bedroom slippers to people with wooden legs, and gloves to those with no hands. -- Theophile Gautier
When I think of sex symbols, I think of posters my two sisters had on their bedroom walls. -- Jamie Dornan
[On the 1982 intruder into her bedroom:] I realized immediately that it wasn't a servant because they don't slam doors. -- Queen Elizabeth II
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. -- Craig Ferguson
I want a bedroom near the sky, an astrologer's cave Where I can fashion eclogues that are chaste and grave. -- John Ashbery
Don't buy a bedroom suite, but collect your pieces separately - generally cheaper and always the decorator's way of furnishing. -- Dorothy Draper
Legalizing abortion to get government out of the bedroom is like legalizing cannibalism to get government out of the kitchen. -- Joseph Sobran
Brains are far more important than money or connections. Everyone and anyone can create a business out of their bedroom. -- Mark Cuban
I call myself "The Love King" in all aspects. Poetically speaking, in the bedroom, I love, and in social conflict. -- Raheem Devaughn
Are you just gonna stare at Jack or are we gonna go?" Milo asked, poking his head into the bedroom. -- Amanda Hocking
My apartment is my stage, and my bedroom is my stage - they're just not stages you're allowed to see. -- Lady Gaga
I'm tired of going to an empty bedroom every night. I wish I had a girl I could cuddle with -- Harry Styles
The best way to live above all fear of death is to die every morning before you leave your bedroom. -- Charles Spurgeon
He stepped into my room with one graceful move, as if entering through bedroom windows was nothing out of the ordinary. -- Amanda Hocking
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. -- Wanda Sykes
Fans always ask, What did the bedroom look like? All they ever saw was Alice or Ralph going in and out. -- Audrey Meadows
I would slay dragons for you,? he told her. â??I suspect that finding an unoccupied bedroom will be easier. -- Patricia Briggs
It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is. -- Michael Sheen
I've never walked to an altar in my life. I gave my life to Christ in my bedroom as a child. -- Sheila Walsh

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