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Love me, love my dog. -- Bernard of Clairvaux
Sleep with me sleep with my dogs- -- Sinclair Lewis
Who loves me will love my dog also. -- Bernard of Clairvaux
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. -- Carrie Underwood
I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven. -- Rick Warren
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. -- Mark Twain
the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. -- Mark Twain
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes -- Jay London
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! -- Steven Wright
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. -- Alphonse de Lamartine
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! -- Craig Shoemaker
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. -- Charles Yu
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. -- Christine McVie
I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog. -- Sarah Chalke
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there. -- Billy Graham
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. -- Andy Warhol
I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets. -- Peter Dinklage
I'm an introvert... I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky. -- Audrey Hepburn
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies. -- Merrill Markoe
I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat. -- Muhammad Ali
I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby. -- Aaron Eckhart
There is a movie called 'My Dog Skip,' starring my 'Outsiders' costar Diane Lane. I do not recommend it. If you have a child, particularly one about to leave home, watching this film is to be emotionally waterboarded. -- Rob Lowe
I've always tried out my material on my dogs first. Years ago, when my red setter chewed up the manuscript of 'Of Mice and Men,' I said at the time that the dog must have been an excellent literary critic. -- John Steinbeck
I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry and unhappy like we do. I feel very deeply about vegetarianism and the animal kingdom. It was my dog Boycott who led me to question the right of humans to eat other sentient beings. -- Cesar Chavez
His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever-in case I need him. And I expect I will-as I always have. He is just my dog. -- Gene Hill
There have been times when I wanted children and other times I've been grateful not to have them. I am a mess if I have to say goodbye to my dog for longer than five days. I don't know how I would deal with kissing my children as I left for work. I know there are women who are able to do that. I don't know if I could. -- Anjelica Huston
My dog's a gentleman. -- Todd Phillips
I walk my dog every morning. -- Chelsea Clinton
Me and my dog are best friends. -- Daniel Johns
I converse with my dog through ESP -- Taylor Caldwell
I am a dog that loves my fleas. -- Uncle Kracker
I do Pilates, and hike with my dog. -- Kate Walsh
My dear old dog, most constant of all friends. -- William Croswell Doane
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles. -- Brian Jacques
I really love the sound of my dog snoring. -- Chris Evans
I believe in God the way my dog does -- Farley Mowat
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. -- Edith Wharton
I am I because my little dog knows me. -- Gertrude Stein
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull
You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order. -- Jim Butcher
I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry. -- Ana Gasteyer
My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything. -- J. Boone
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright
PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. -- Mitt Romney
What I love doing is taking my dog for runs. -- Sean William Scott
I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life." -- John Mahoney
I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life. -- John Mahoney
Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert! -- David Lee Roth
The more I know people, the more I love my dog. -- Mark Twain
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!! -- Rodney Dangerfield
My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me. -- Francois Cavanna
I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in. -- Uta Hagen
If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. -- Joan Rivers
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. -- Jay London
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. -- Dana Gould
Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel. -- Todd Rundgren
My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator. -- Alphonse de Lamartine
I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead. -- Mary Russell Mitford
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! -- John Candy
I remember my father explaining, "A capitalist system is a dog-eat-dog system." -- Frances Fox Piven
The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog. -- Blaise Pascal
I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog. -- Bob Peterson
I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with. -- Isabel Allende
In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot. -- Tilda Swinton
I have given a name to my pain, and call it "dog". -- Friedrich Nietzsche
I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog. -- Cornelia Funke
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. -- Rodney Dangerfield
The more I see of men, the better I like my dog. -- Frederick the Great
The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me! -- Adolf Hitler
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. -- Tucker Max
Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes. -- Adele
I play Beethoven and Bach. At the same time, Biggie is my dog. -- Alicia Keys
I'm constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail. -- Riley Keough
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. -- Rodney Dangerfield
One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue. -- Mia Kirshner
I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind. -- Calista Flockhart
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! -- Emily VanCamp
I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family. -- Tyler Posey
My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world. -- Margaret Smith
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act. -- Gypsy Rose Lee
You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog. -- Karin Slaughter
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. -- Bam Bam Bigelow
I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man. -- Chelsea Handler
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To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate. -- Barbara Dana
Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk. -- Carrie Underwood
My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon. -- Thomas Hood
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. -- Gary Delaney
I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog. -- Patrick Demarchelier
I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark. -- William Shakespeare
I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. -- Steven Wright
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. -- Ebenezer Elliott
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I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire. -- Deion Sanders
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Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. -- Dean Koontz
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. -- Elayne Boosler
The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion. -- Travie McCoy
I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get? -- Meg Rosoff
Snoop [Dog] is my favorite artist of all time. He's someone I look up to. -- Kid Cudi
I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit. -- Dan McCall
Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame. -- Konrad Lorenz
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit. -- Daniel Tosh
My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge! -- Andy Roddick
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. -- H. G. Bissinger
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. -- H. G. Bissinger
I would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck. -- Pat Miller
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs. -- Yul Vazquez
There's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops. -- Sanaa Lathan
Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies. -- Rudyard Kipling
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" -- Garry Shandling
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. -- Mike Ditka
I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll. -- Bessie Smith
I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza. -- America Ferrera
The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. -- Heidi Montag
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. -- Tommy Cooper
You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself. -- Emily Dickinson
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous. -- Robert Pattinson
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not -- Ellen DeGeneres
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. -- William Shakespeare

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