Uncle Kracker quotes:

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile.