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Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. -- Marilyn Monroe
Husbands and wives, first be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day. -- Zig Ziglar
Husbands, recognize your wife's intelligence and her ability to counsel with you as a real partner regarding family plans, family activities, and family budgeting. Don't be stingy with your time or with your means. Give her the opportunity to grow intellectually, emotionally, and socially as well as spiritually. -- Ezra Taft Benson
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. -- H. L. Mencken
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. -- Jane Austen
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know! -- Nelson Rodrigues
Husbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities. -- Quentin L. Cook
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. -- Cher
Husbands are an inferior class of men, who require keeping in order, -- George Eliot
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. -- Daniel Tosh
I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but thought 'Husbands and Wives' was great. -- Nell Freudenberger
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. -- Wilkie Collins
Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does. -- Barbara Mertz
Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world. -- Zig Ziglar
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. -- Roseanne Barr
Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame. -- Orson Welles
Pastors started killing their church members and church members killed pastors. Husbands killed wives. It's a situation no one can describe. -- Paul Rusesabagina
Husbands and wives should understand that their first calling-from which they will never be released-is to one another and THEN to their children. -- Boyd K. Packer
I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again. -- Zoe Lister-Jones
Husbands and wives, first, be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day. -- Zig Ziglar
Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister. -- Gail Sheehy
Husbands, be patient with your wives; and wives, be patient with your husbands. Don't expect perfection. Find agreeable ways to work out the differences that arise. -- Joseph B. Wirthlin
Husbands make the best kinds of heroes. - Lisa JacobsonMarriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story. -- Jennifer E. Smith
Husbands, love your wives well! Your children are noticing how you treat her. You are teaching your sons how they should treat women, and you are teaching your daughters what they should expect from men. -- Dave Willis
I like the way we talk to each other. It feels honest. It was different with Manuel. One of us always had to win. Husbands and wives do that, worry more about being right than being truthful. -- Richard Lange
Husbands and wives always loved each other, and that was what marriage meant. It was just so. Janie felt glad of the thought, for then it wouldn't seem so destructive and mouldy. She wouldn't be lonely anymore. -- Zora Neale Hurston
When I think of my best days as husband, I find I was doing what Regi said in this book. What Radical Husbands Do is a practical book I can safely give any man who is struggling in his marriage. -- Joel Manby
Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential. -- Kevin Hart
Traditionally, marriage involved a kind of bartering, rather than mutual inter-dependence or role sharing. Husbands financially and economically supported wives, while wives emotionally, psychologically and socially supported husbands. He brought home the bacon, she cooked it. He fixed the plumbing, she the psyche. -- Bettina Arndt
Husbands lie, Masha. I should know; I've eaten my share. That's lesson one. Lesson number two: among the topics about which a husband is most likely to lie are money, drink, black eyes, political affiliation, and women who squatted on his lap before and after your sweet self. -- Catherynne M. Valente
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives. -- Thomas Dekker
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. -- Finley Peter Dunne
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac
Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands. -- Laura Schlessinger
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. -- Jean Giraudoux
Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage. -- Joan Collins
Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. -- Pat Robertson
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish. -- H. L. Mencken
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. -- Geoffrey Chaucer
The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger. -- Mary Wollstonecraft
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. -- Pat Robertson
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all. -- Washington Irving
Most African women are taught to endure abusive marriages. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship because they are not empowered economically; they depend on their husbands. -- Joyce Banda
I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out. -- Reese Witherspoon
My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love your wife as Christ has loved the church.' Never forget that you are Christ's representative in serving your wife. -- J. I. Packer
Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the house, and has never once, in nearly five thousand days of togetherness, left the toilet seat up. -- Jenna McCarthy
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. -- Barbara Cartland
I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it's just so sick on so many levels. -- Megan Fox
Women live lives of continual apology. They are born and raised to take the blame for other people's behavior. If they are treated without respect, they tell themselves that they have failed to earn respect. If their husbands do not fancy them, it is because they are unattractive. -- Germaine Greer
World fertility surveys indicate that anywhere from one third to one half of the babies born in the Third World would not be if their mothers had access to cheap, reliable family planning, had enough personal empowerment to stand up to their husbands and relatives, and could choose their own family size. -- Donella Meadows
How do you give smart, accomplished, ambitious women the same opportunities as men to reach their goals? What about universal preschool and after-school programs? What about changing the corporate mind-set about the time commitment it takes to move up the ladder? What about having more husbands step up and take the major load? -- Gail Collins
Today in Saudi, women are either at the mercy of their husbands or at the mercy of judges who tend to side with the husbands. The only circumstance that a woman can ask for a divorce or a 'khali' is when her husband is in total agreement with her or if she comes from a very powerful family who decide to back her up. -- Basmah bint Saud
Good husbands make good wives. -- Martha Finley
Changing husbands is only changing troubles. -- Kathleen Norris
Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. -- Joan Crawford
Bad husbands will make bad wives. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
"Great guys" can make great husbands. -- Jeanne Phillips
Married men make the best husbands. -- James Huneker
Poor maids have more lovers than husbands. -- John Webster
Reformed rakes often make the best husbands -- Judith McNaught
Saints make wonderful grandfathers and lousy husbands. -- Pat Conroy
Great men don't nessarily make good husbands. -- Lisa Kleypas
Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache. -- Samuel Richardson
A poore beauty finds more lovers then husbands. -- George Herbert
They err, who say that husbands can't be lovers. -- Anne Finch, Countess of Winchilsea
All my six husbands married me for different reasons. -- Hedy Lamarr
Some lesser husbands built a latrine on the hillside. -- V. S. Naipaul
Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket -- Homer
I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much -- Ann Coulter
Families are great murderers of the creative impulsive, particularly husbands. -- Brenda Ueland
Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands. -- Brenda Ueland
The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands. -- Scott Douglas
For poor taste in husbands, her judgment rivaled Anne Boleyn's. -- Meredith Duran
Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives. -- Solomon Ibn Gabirol
I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands. -- Cher
Nowadays beautiful women are counted among the talents of their husbands. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
We don't wife our husbands and we don't child our parents. -- Alison Gopnik
Wise married women don't trouble themselves about infidelity in their husbands. -- Samuel Johnson
Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling. -- Phyllis Diller
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands. -- Evan Esar
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. -- Oscar Wilde
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women. -- Colin Mochrie
Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances. -- Jodi Kantor
I've had three husbands, but my real romance is my work. -- Hattie Carnegie
Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities. -- Laura Schlessinger
I loved Mr. Darcy far more than any of my own husbands. -- Rumer Godden
I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet. -- Chino XL
Deliver me from your cold, phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands. -- Abigail Adams
I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands. -- Margaret Mitchell
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. -- Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. -- Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people -- Larry the Cable Guy
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. -- Rita Rudner
My three husbands were afraid of me. I am a very powerful woman. -- Nawal El Saadawi
Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything. -- William Shakespeare
I got sick of playing husbands and boyfriends because there was nothing there. -- Rick Springfield
Women don't like violence, But when their husbands desert them, that is different. -- Euripides
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives. -- Benjamin Franklin
[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's? -- Peggy Guggenheim
Some women govern their husbands without degrading themselves, because intellect will always govern. -- Mary Wollstonecraft
In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference. -- Ashlyn Macnamara
Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores - it's called partnership. -- Abigail Van Buren
My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership. -- James Dobson
I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants. -- Pamela Anderson
girls forbidden to dance would only attract husbands with bad complexions and sunken chests. -- Jeffrey Eugenides
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. -- Steven Wright
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. -- Adela Rogers St. Johns
My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands. -- Stephen Curry
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives. -- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
They do not call him the terror of husbands and lovers for no reason... -- Andrea Zuvich
The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars. -- Joan Collins
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands. -- Sacha Guitry
Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler. -- Lord Byron
God designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other. -- Jimmy Evans
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood. -- Amy Levy
A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld. -- Robert A. Heinlein
Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives. -- Neil Diamond

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