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There's nothing funnier than the human animal. -- Walt Disney
Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself. -- Phil McGraw
There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading. -- Chris Pratt
Um, musicians are funnier you know, than actors on the whole. -- Tim Curry
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. -- Will Ferrell
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. -- Samuel Beckett
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words. -- Chris Tucker
I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier. -- Steve Carell
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read. -- Sinclair Lewis
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? -- Harland Williams
I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people. -- Kurt Vonnegut
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you. -- Bill Burr
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.' -- Seth MacFarlane
You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier. -- Michael Moore
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons. -- Will Smith
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny. -- Steve Carell
The only way physical comedy works is if you don't see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is. You have to really take some shots, and I've walked away with some bumps and bruises. -- Chris Pratt
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. -- Joe Rogan
The truth is, if I was maybe better or funnier or prettier, wouldn't I have starred in a movie? I can see it objectively as a businesswoman - if no one's buying your product, then there's not a desire for it. -- Judy Greer
You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV. -- Harvey Pekar
There's really no substitute for working hard. I think that's my biggest talent. There are always people who are funnier and more talented than I am, but I don't take anything for granted and I commit myself 100% to each of my roles. -- Ken Jeong
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. -- James Thurber
But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. -- Robert Downey, Jr.
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time. -- Norm MacDonald
With the Tonys it's a little tricky because a lot of the funnier jokes are more insider, so people watching at home may not get a Julie Taymor reference the way that New Yorkers would. So you have to figure out what comedy plays to a large audience and still respect the individuals who are there. -- Neil Patrick Harris
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' -- Adam Carolla
Pain is funnier than love. -- Mike Birbiglia
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. -- Samuel Beckett
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier. -- Marian Keyes
I just think women are funnier than men. -- Margaret Cho
I think comedy is funnier when it's real. -- Kate Flannery
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. -- Molly Ivins
Sometimes the name is funnier than the game itself... -- Andy Cohen
My real life is funnier than anything on TV. -- Roseanne Barr
Life doesn't get easier but it does get funnier. -- Katy Manning
Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing. -- Adam McKay
The funnier the material, the funnier I could make it. -- Ruth Buzzi
Truth is funnier than most things you can make up. -- Margo Kaufman
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. -- Chandan Sharma
It is funnier to bend things than to break them. -- W. C. Fields
Honestly, I just like to make movies. The funnier the better. -- Allen Covert
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. -- Carol Burnett
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier. -- Dov Davidoff
What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? -- Jo Brand
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way -- Jerry Stiller
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way. -- Jerry Stiller
I think I came back from America a funnier and nicer person than I went. -- Patrick Stewart
I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more. -- Gilbert Gottfried
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. -- Criss Jami
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. -- Elvis Costello
I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. -- Doug Stanhope
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. -- Tracy Morgan
The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended. -- Molly Ivins
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This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are. -- Art Buchwald
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it. -- Craig Ferguson
It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am. -- Ben Stiller
We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter.... It's the way friends make love to one another. -- Annie Gottlieb
I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier. -- Robert Smith
The older I get the funnier I get...Think what I'll save in not having my face lifted. -- Linda Martin
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. -- Adam Carolla
With this magazine, you could change the 'H' to 'G', it may be funnier and better for sales. -- Wladimir Klitschko
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Rather than change the content of my book, I changed the font. I think it made my book funnier. -- Jarod Kintz
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.' -- J. R. Martinez
Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things. -- Brenda Ueland
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. -- Betty White
I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before. -- Roseanne Barr
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. -- Doug Stanhope
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. -- John Lasseter
I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was. -- Seth Rogen
Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. -- Dave Barry
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. -- Kelly Bishop
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. -- Lloyd Kaufman
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived. -- Stewart Francis
Getting into shape helped get me into a better mood, and when I'm in a better mood, I'm funnier. My general attitude is better. -- Steve Howey
There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone. -- Nick Kroll
Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be. -- Russell Peters
That takes a lot of confidence to let your actors come up with something that could be theoretically funnier than what you had envisioned originally. -- Jackie Schaffer
Preston Sturges is one of my favorites. I learned about dialogue and timing from him - louder, faster, funnier. But I do love Mel Brooks. -- Clara Mamet
One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?" -- Chris Rock
Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don't call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths. -- Henry Zebrowski
If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier -- Gene Wilder
It's getting funnier because everybody's categories are disintegrating, and the cult of political correctness dictates that we never point out that other people don't make sense. -- Terence McKenna
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey. -- Harland Williams
I'm very similar to Chandler in many ways, although Chandler is funnier than me, and Chandler absolutely hates his job whereas I absolutely love my job. -- Matthew Perry
I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor. -- Rita Moreno
I love songs because by nature they are concise; they sum up. I try to use as few words as possible. It's usually funnier that way, anyway. -- Cass McCombs
In the sometimes ridiculous action scenarios you're laughing out loud, and so the more committed and in fact the more highbrow the music is, the funnier it is. -- Henry Jackman
I think, with certain characters, you have to listen. Sometimes, listening can be funnier: the thing you don't say is the one-liner. That's the ying to the yang. -- Ray Santiago
To me, there's nothing funnier than funny people in peril, because it's just a great springboard for people to be at a heightened emotionality and things get funnier. -- Paul Feig
There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way. -- David Walliams
Obviously, my stuff has been more in the comedy realm, and I really believe that if I'm laughing behind the camera, then I think the film will be funnier. -- Will Packer
It doesn't do any good to just be on the side of black people. The funnier comedic position is to be on the side of oppressed people in general. -- W. Kamau Bell
There's just nothing funnier than, like, a guy awkwardly explaining to another guy that he's hurt his feelings, and then later, awkwardly, you know, forgiving him for doing that. -- Seth Rogen
The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's funnier; nobody is smarter than Albert Brooks. -- Sharon Stone
If you actually have to engage with somebody who's superior to you and actually battle with them, struggle with them, I think it's more interesting, and funnier for the audience. -- Peter Capaldi
Even though I love my mother, I didn't want to make an idealized portrait of her. I'm fascinated more by her defects - they are funnier than her other qualities. -- Pedro Almodovar
In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall. -- Bo Burnham
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier. -- Tommy Chong
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? -- Norm MacDonald
Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming. -- Jarod Kintz
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier. -- George Clooney
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words. -- John Ratzenberger
I feel I must acknowledge that gay people are, generally speaking, funnier, more self-sufficient, and better in crises and I should step aside and let them handle the business whenever it comes up. -- Thao Nguyen
I'm working on Leno. He's from my home state, Massachusetts. And my home country, Italy. I said, 'Hey, Jay, why don't you have me on your show? Afraid I'll be funnier than you?' -- Joe Arpaio
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' -- Carrot Top
If you can socialize from the privacy of your desk at night in a dark room, you can be a smoother, cooler, funnier, sexy, more everything person than you actually are in real life. -- Aaron Sorkin
The thing about working at Pixar is that everyone around you is smarter and funnier and cleverer than you and they all think the same about everyone else. Its a nice problem to have. -- Andrew Stanton
When you do your comedy and your drama, your acting style doesn't change. If it's a comedy, the situations and the characters might be a little funnier, but you're just trying to be honest. -- Jonah Hill
So many stars who have shows are intimidated by having people around them be funnier than them. It's always the unsuccessful ones. Look at Seinfeld - he's great because he let everyone be hilarious. -- Paul Feig
In a comedy, after the day is done, you can figure out ways of how to make it even funnier for the next day. In dramas, it's very different - the mindset that you're in. -- Gael Garcia Bernal
You have to move really fast, as a director in television. If you're able to keep things moving on set, everybody has more fun, and when everybody has more fun, the end result is funnier. -- Jason Winer

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