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Fake it until you make it. -- Steven Tyler
Fake is as old as the Eden tree. -- Orson Welles
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. -- Mitch Hedberg
If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking! -- Victoria Beckham
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. -- Groucho Marx
You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. -- Victoria Abril
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. -- Jason Ritter
I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity. -- Vivien Leigh
Fake sUCKs! -- Toba Beta
Fake it till you make it. -- Mary Kay Ash
Fake a smile. No one knows you're broken. -- Demi Lovato
Fake it till you make it actually worked. -- Gayle Forman
Fake love, is just as damaging as open hate. -- Anthony Liccione
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. -- Adam Carolla
Fake confidence on the outside often trumps truthful turmoil on the inside. -- Rob Lowe
Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake. -- Victoria Jackson
Fake it, you will make it. But you have to believe it. -- Harbhajan Singh Yogi
You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends. -- Joan Jett
Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it. -- Amy Cuddy
Fake is the new real,You gotta keep a lot a shit to yourself. -- Genereux Philip
Fake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you? -- Ellen Hopkins
Fake it until you make it. Pretend to be somebody until that somebody turns into you. -- Steven Tyler
From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything's fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake. -- Adriana Lima
Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. -- Ziad K. Abdelnour
Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality. -- Greg Gutfeld
Fake it, fake your confidence until it's real. I think it's a good way to live most of your life. -- Marina and the Diamonds
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them. -- Dov Davidoff
In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh. -- Paul Feig
The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made. -- Groucho Marx
Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory. -- Eugene Mirman
Fake it until you make it! When you're feeling bad, get dressed up - soon your inside will catch up with your outside -- Denise Austin
Fake it may be, lies and deceptions, but this is the world in which we find ourselves, and here we must make our little lives. -- Ian McDonald
Fake realism is the escapist literature of our time. And probably the ultimate escapist reading is that masterpiece of total unreality, the daily stock market report. -- Ursula K. Le Guin
Fake feeling good.... You're going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you'll actually start feeling happier. -- Jean Bach
Obviously there's Netflix, iTunes, and Amazon and all these other outlets. Fake It So Real is now on Fandor, and I think people have actually seen it there, which is fine. -- Robert Greene
Anything that consoles is fake. -- Iris Murdoch
You can't fake listening. It shows. -- Raquel Welch
One thing that you can't fake is chemistry. -- Blake Shelton
Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made. -- Daniel Schorr
I think, to me, reality is better than being fake. -- Ice Cube
It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. -- Matt Damon
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... -- Lenny Bruce
I think that turning on the charm without being fake is really important. -- Miley Cyrus
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. -- Sharon Stone
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. -- William S. Burroughs
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. -- George Burns
Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made. -- Barbara Stanwyck
People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar. -- Ryan Eggold
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. -- Carrie Fisher
It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. -- Lindsay Lohan
I believe there are more films that involve love and forgiveness than violence, but they often seem fake and are almost embarrassing to watch. -- Park Chan-wook
After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life. -- Joseph Brodsky
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah. -- Richard Bach
Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away. -- Ismail Haniyeh
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. -- Lenny Bruce
A first kiss is hard to fake on screen. It's tempting to practice before you shoot, but why blow that natural awkwardness on a rehearsal? There's something so beautiful about it that can't be faked. -- Maggie Grace
You can't fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that's got nothing to do with it. It's how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them. -- Etta James
Confidence and empowerment are cousins in my opinion. Empowerment comes from within and typically it's stemmed and fostered by self-assurance. To feel empowered is to feel free and that's when people do their best work. You can't fake confidence or empowerment. -- Amy Jo Martin
Not to sound corny, but intelligence is big. Everything fades, and everything can be modified. But intelligence is something you can't fake. I'm not even talking about whether you can read a thesaurus backwards. But there is a beauty in common sense. -- Wale
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal. -- John Waters
I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm also not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. -- Linus Torvalds
Even if you're unhappy, just pretend that you're happy. Eventually, your smile will be contagious to yourself. I had to learn that. I used to think, 'I'm being fake,' but you know what? Better to be fake and happy than real and miserable. -- Evangeline Lilly
I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. -- Tom Lenk
I was dirt-poor. I could barely hold down a job. Eventually, though, I started getting small parts on shows like 'Smallville,' 'Supernatural'... and lots of really bad sci-fi movies. I was running around the woods in wolf contacts, covered in fake blood made out of pancake syrup, roaring. -- Cory Monteith
The woman who thinks she can choose femininity, can toy with it like the social drinker toys with wine - well, she's asking for it, asking to be undone, devoured, asking to spend her life perpetrating a new fraud, manufacturing a new fake identity, only this time it's her equality that's fake. -- Rachel Cusk
When I was writing my column, I would almost always be recognized when I was in a restaurant, even if I was reviewing it and had booked under a fake name, so free stuff would start coming out of the kitchen on a conveyer belt, fantastic wines would be opened at my table. Now I can't even get a reservation on the pizza joint on the corner. -- Toby Young
The things that drive me are poverty, and pain, and knowing that I don't want to end up being alone and I want to do something with my life and I want the name Dobson to remain in everyone's heads. Basically, just to rock and be the best performer I can be, and be true, and be real, and give people the real Fefe, nothing fake, all real. -- Fefe Dobson
You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job. -- Chris Pratt
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -- Rita Rudner
I'm a fake intellectual. -- Adam Brody
You can't fake authenticity. -- Mark Schaefer
I'm wearing this fake smile. -- Daae ALF
Hollywood... Real diamonds, fake breasts. -- Nathan Lane
All activism is fake activism. -- Cody Wilson
Authenticity is hard to fake -- Rasheed Ogunlaru
Sincerity? I can fake that. -- William J. Clinton
CNN is not fake news. -- Jolene Ivey
I'm not fake in any way. -- Courteney Cox
When everything gets answered, it's fake. -- Sean Penn
50s cheesecake meets Eskimo fake fur. -- Isaac Mizrahi
We're Sex Pistols, we ain't fake. -- John Lydon
Hippies are so phoney and fake. -- George Harrison
I try not to fake anything. -- Jessica Chastain
I wanted a fake wedding in Jamaica. -- Mandy Moore
The United States is a fake country -- Russell Means
Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes. -- Jeffree Star
Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it skills. -- Stephen King
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. -- Suze Orman
Bill Knott's poems are . . . rhetorical fluff . . . and fake. -- Ron Loewinsohn
You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. -- Douglas Coupland
You fake something until you're good at it. -- Al Yankovic
You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal. -- Douglas Coupland
I love fake people provided they are mannequins. -- Pushpa Rana
A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar! -- Isaac
One thing that you cant fake is chemistry. -- Blake Shelton
You can't fake being able to cook well. -- Gail Simmons
A loud smile is often a fake laugh. -- Saahil Prem
Steal what works, fix what's broke, fake the rest. -- Pat Williams
Plastic people flashing fake smiles at a pretend world. -- Steven James
Once you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything. -- Mary Jo Putney
You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit. -- Oscar Wilde
Some people thought Theophilus was a fake name. Whatever. -- Theophilus London
Every photograph is a fake from start to finish, -- Edward Steichen
Some people fake their death, I'm faking my life. -- Don DeLillo
You can't fake community, you can't force it, either. -- Chris Brogan
If you fake the funk, your nose will grow. -- Bootsy Collins
Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality. -- Mignon McLaughlin
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it. -- Jill Shalvis
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love. -- Daniel Tosh
To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness. -- Arthur Herzog
I hate fake ass niggas who ain't about cash -- August Alsina
You can't fake it. Bad writing is a gift. -- Richard Le Gallienne
Real ugly endings are better than fake happily ever after's -- Colleen Hoover
The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance. -- Harry Houdini
Anything created with fake intention or pretense cannot last long. -- Henry Chang
A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise. -- Zig Ziglar
Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself. -- Winston Churchill
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years. -- Elayne Boosler
Let people see your struggles and don't ever fake it. -- Rich Mullins
I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. -- Lisa Snowdon

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