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Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. -- Orson Welles
Howard The Duck' has a lot of fans, and usually when they come up to me, I just think they're the coolest. Because it takes a lot of strength, a lot of perseverance to love 'Howard the Duck.' -- Lea Thompson
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me. -- Nicolas Cage
Human beings have a lot of problems identifying themselves with other human beings who don't resemble them exactly. But there's something about drawing that means that anyone can identify to a drawing. I mean, people can identify themselves with Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. -- Marjane Satrapi
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day! -- Charles M. Schulz
The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty. -- Mark Levin
Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck -- Michael Grant
Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck. -- Kool Keith
Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. -- Si Robertson
Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season. -- Ambrose Bierce
It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion. -- Gary Neville
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! -- Brian Spellman
When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down? -- Douglas Coupland
Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me Duck. -- Donald Dunn
I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy. -- Roberto Benigni
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. -- Patton Oswalt
A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. -- Tom Shales
Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.' -- Donald Dunn
I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it. -- Elton John
...after using your stuff on a jug band full of instruments, all I can say is Thank You Dr. Duck !... -- John Sebastian
'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse. -- Henry Rollins
Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse. -- Henry Rollins
Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care. -- Paul Feig
I love disco and we sample it a lot for Duck Sauce. For me, that sound is kind of a new manifestation. -- A-Trak
I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example. -- Kay Robertson
People think I have an interest in comics, but I'm only interested in comics from the '40s, like 'Donald Duck' comics. --
In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended. -- Gottfried Helnwein
I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. -- Michelle Pfeiffer
You can't understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says 'Duck!' -- Russell Crowe
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. -- Coolio
Let's just say I understand betrayal. And having been where he is, I know the explosion to come. Trust me. "?Duck' won't quite cover it. (Sin) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono. -- Bill Maher
Because I cannot flatter and look fair, Smile in men's faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, Duck with French nods and apish courtesy, I must be held a rancorous enemy. -- William Shakespeare
Darkwing Duck and Don Karnage are the most fun to do, because they're both probably the closest to me - I kinda improvise a lot of them, kinda ad lib. -- Jim Cummings
I'm a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains. -- Roger Bart
Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY. -- Terry Pratchett
I moved from Italy to Oregon in the '80s - sort of like moving to the middle of a "Duck Dynasty" episode, which was massive culture shock to say the least. -- Rose McGowan
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at the redneck antics of the self-described 'white trash' family. -- Ben Shapiro
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year! -- Ogden Nash
In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile, like he always knows what's up, like nothing can ruffle him. -- Jeff Greenfield
This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals. -- Jimmy Fallon
Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. -- Nicolas Cage
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I'm human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you're sane. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation? -- Ray Bradbury
My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.' -- Lea Thompson
When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts. -- William Jackson
I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there will be no more of that out of her. -- Robert Benchley
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" a fascinating book about the making of a record. Really, to be honest, it has some of the best George Jones anecdotes I've ever read, like cocaine psychosis causing this personality called "the Duck." -- Scott McClanahan
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents. -- Carl Hiaasen
In 2004, the iPod was a novelty, and tablet computers were a dream. Now we take for granted that we can see whatever we want whenever and wherever we want to see it, be it 'Grand Illusion' or 'Duck Dynasty.' -- Terry Teachout
I'm jamming 'Black Sabbath Vol. 4' all the time. Zappa's 'Cruising With Ruben & The Jets.' A lot of Gong lately. Some Hawkwind. The Residents' 'Duck Stab' is amazing. Some Fugs. Lots of stuff, man. I'm pretty schizophrenic with records. -- Ty Segall
When I was nine years old I use to copy - not trace - the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts. -- William Jackson
Architectural kitsch is most common in the commercial pop vernacular - typified by the Big Duck of 1931 in Flanders, New York, a Long Island roadside poultry stand resembling a duck, which Venturi and Scott Brown made a cult object through their writings. -- Martin Filler
Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. To me, he's a great actor. -- Nicolas Cage
The electro scene is all over the clubs now: groups like Duck Sauce, Empire of the Sun, even MGMT. But I get inspiration from everywhere. I'll go to the gym and put on old albums - Guns N' Roses or old Jay-Z. -- Fergie
So the controversy over Duck Dynasty sends a clear signal to anyone who has anything to risk in public life: Say nothing about the sinfulness of homosexual acts or risk sure and certain destruction by the revolutionaries of the new morality. You have been warned. -- Albert Mohler
Every once in the while I'll watch 'Duck Dynasty' and 'Kim & Kourtney Take Miami,' but outside of that, I don't really watch TV. Also, I don't text anybody, I'm hardly on Twitter or Instagram, and I'm very closed off. I'm kind of a hermit. -- Israel Broussard
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup: -- Groucho Marx
As for me... I'm fine. I have bad dreams, but I never saw Mister Duck again. I play video games. I smoke a little dope. I got my thousand-yard stare. I carry a lot of scares. I like the way that sounds. I carry a lot of scares. -- Alex Garland
I'm the lamest lame duck there could be. -- George C. Wallace
Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle. -- Ken Blanchard
We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead. -- Paul Ryan
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewis
I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. -- Florentijn Hofman
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. -- Michael Caine
To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also. -- Igor Stravinsky
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. -- Tim Vine
Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. -- Hans Christian Andersen
If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. -- Ellen Swallow Richards
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck. -- Richard Cushing
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain. -- Douglas William Jerrold
Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have to show that I am working very hard. -- Salman Khan
That's my gift. I let that negativity roll off me like water off a duck's back. If it's not positive, I didn't hear it. If you can overcome that, fights are easy. -- George Foreman
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. -- Douglas Adams
As an actor, what's interesting is what's hidden away beneath the surface. You want to be like a duck on a pond - very calm on the surface but paddling away like crazy underneath. -- Alexander Skarsgard
I'm a very driven, ambitious, positive person. But I'm a spiritual person as well. I believe in creative visualization. So for me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it like a duck to water. -- Victoria Beckham
Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table. -- Si Robertson
Popular culture bombards us with examples of animals being humanized for all sorts of purposes, ranging from education to entertainment to satire to propaganda. Walt Disney, for example, made us forget that Mickey is a mouse, and Donald a duck. George Orwell laid a cover of human societal ills over a population of livestock. -- Frans de Waal
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We are the rags to riches story, okay, the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'Hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally, okay, God's gonna take 'Duck Dynasty' where he wants it to go, okay, and to the people that he wants it to go to. -- Si Robertson
Don't forget to duck! -- Patricia Neal
Honey, I forgot to duck -- Ronald Reagan
I don't duck or dodge anybody. -- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Tuck in your tail, little duck. -- Suzanne Collins
I still look like a duck. -- Michelle Pfeiffer
Honey, I just forgot to duck. -- Jack Dempsey
Was that you or the duck? -- Groucho Marx
Hey, did somebody step on a duck? -- Rodney Dangerfield
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck -- Barry Cryer
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? -- Rhodri Morgan
I do not walk like a duck. -- Cassandra Clare
One is never alone with a rubber duck. -- Douglas Adams
Im the lamest lame duck there could be. -- George C. Wallace
The fox often offers the duck its pond. -- Robert Jordan
They would all be sorry... particularly the duck. -- Angie Sage
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? -- J. K. Rowling
In every trouble the little ones duck more easily. -- Jean de La Fontaine
Poetry is a sky dark with a wild-duck migration. -- Carl Sandburg
He took a duck in the face at 250 knots. -- William Gibson
I love your duck with all its ducky goodness! -- Jade Puget
A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions. -- Marco Rubio
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse -- Karl Pilkington
confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. -- Abraham Lincoln
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale -- Cassandra Clare
It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. -- Martin Freeman
The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting. -- Massad Ayoob
What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer. -- Nicholas Sparks
How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? -- Caitlin Kittredge
The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs. -- Ernest Bramah
The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck. -- Walter Cronkite
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. -- Jase Robertson
I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone. -- Chris Colfer
For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. -- Charles B. Rangel
The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot. -- Carl Sandburg
For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. -- Charles B. Rangel
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Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor. -- Cody Lundin
The sea darkens And a wild duck s call Is faintly white. -- Matsuo Basho
I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran. -- Bob Dylan
I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait! -- Mike Huckabee

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