Cody Lundin quotes:

Holy smoke! We lost our last match and there's a storm coming! Party On! A flash flood swept away all our gear and we're twenty miles from the trailhead! Party On! My femur bone's sticking through my skin and I've gotta cross that river! Party On!

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

Where there is water, there are people.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

It's a recipe for disaster.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

Over the years, Americans in particular have been all too willing to squander their hard-earned independence and freedom for the illusion of feeling safe under someone else's authority. The concept of self-sufficiency has been undermined in value over a scant few generations. The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

C'mon baby light for me!

I feel like a tick on a dog.

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.