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Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. -- Harry Frankfurt
Money talks, bullshit walks. -- Stephen King
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. -- Will Smith
Develop a built-in bullshit detector. -- Ernest Hemingway
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. -- George Carlin
A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit -- Alex Tabarrok
The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent. -- William Gibson
No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve -- Rachel Caine
Bullshit takes no genius,even fool senses its' foul. -- Toba Beta
Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful -- Gregory Hill
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. -- Mel Brooks
I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. -- Charlie Sheen
Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are. -- Harry Frankfurt
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. -- Caitlin Moran
I heard someone say that all black people got rhythm. Bullshit. -- Ray Charles
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. -- Kevin Hearne
People said I should accept the world. Bullshit! I don't accept the world. -- Richard Stallman
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. -- Bill Hicks
All Life Is A Fucking Shit Where People Whom You Meet Make ItA Bullshit -- Nithin Kumar
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? -- Harry Caray
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit -- Elizabeth Taylor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. -- Richard Pryor
Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. -- Chuck Palahniuk
One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit. -- Harry Frankfurt
I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit. -- Whitney Gracia Williams
Intoxicated With the madness I'm in love with My sadness Bullshit beggars, enchanted kingdom Fashion victims through their charcoaled teeth -- Billy Corgan
It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. -- Harry Frankfurt
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. -- Chuck Palahniuk
I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. -- Cher
There's an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil. -- Gene Simmons
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. -- Jordan Belfort
The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election -- George Carlin
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more. -- Doug Stanhope
People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in the private domain. -- Rod McKuen
When in comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion. -- George Carlin
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!' -- Zach Galifianakis
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that"and I like it that way. (Leo) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break. -- Michael Douglas
Bullshit," Salander said again. "Gottfried isn't the only kid who was ever mistreated. That doesn't give him the right to murder women. He made that choice himself. And the same is true of Martin. -- Steig Larsson
These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous, and most importantly, you got to send them to the recycle bin. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I want to do is sit in front of the TV with the remote control and check out. -- Lucinda Williams
To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else. -- Janis Joplin
It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such a bright kid. It's bullshit. I hate it. But it was sure a privilege to love him, huh? -- John Green
Who is there with you?" "Raphael" Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?" "I said it's nothing major." "Bullshit. You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it. -- Ilona Andrews
Let's drop the whole 'atheist evangelism' thing and call out bullshit questions like 'what does atheism have to offer?' for just what they are: Bullshit. I mean, what does knowing that the Earth goes around the Sun have to offer? Who cares? It just is. -- Rebecca Watson
Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite. -- George Carlin
When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do. -- George Carlin
This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out, -- David Foster
Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you -- Lemmy Kilmister
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody understands at the time--and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened. -- Hunter S. Thompson
A real good artist is basically a grown-up kid, who never kills the kid. What we call being an adult is basically about killing the kid. People think you have to forget about the kid to become an adult and deal with grown-up problems. But, that's bullshit. We are still kids. It's the same, you just grow up. You're a kid with more experience. -- Quentin Dupieux
Don't bullshit' just play. -- Wynton Marsalis
Avant-garde is French for bullshit -- John Lennon
Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit. -- Henry Rollins
Life's too short to bullshit. -- Naomi Campbell
The secret of charm is bullshit. -- Tyrone Power
Just love. The rest is bullshit. -- Satyananda Saraswati
The first day of school is bullshit -- Lauren Barnholdt
It's all bullshit on Everest these days. -- Edmund Hillary
Projections are just bullshit. They're just guesses. -- Jason Fried
One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit. -- Alex Winter
Damn Disney & all their happily-after-ever, unrealistic bullshit stories -- Jillian Dodd
I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit. -- Ted Turner
No harmony. No melody. No rhythm. No bullshit. -- Phill Niblock
Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit. -- Stanley Hauerwas
To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear. -- Toba Beta
I would like to start by calling bullshit. -- Rocco Landesman
I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit. -- Cristiano Ronaldo
I hate reality TV, because it's so bullshit. -- Diamond Dallas Page
After fifty most of the bullshit is gone. -- Isabel Allende
My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'. -- Charlaine Harris
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. -- George Carlin
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships. -- Greg Behrendt
I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence. -- Maurice Sendak
There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven. -- Alice Sebold
Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers. -- John Green
When the sky's falling, I take shelter under bullshit. -- Scott Lynch
Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses. -- Brian K. Vaughan
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before. -- Tommy Cooper
There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit. -- Bruce Dickinson
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit. -- Richard Pryor
Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking. -- Ozzy Osbourne
For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment. -- Courtney Love
Honesty can be painful, but it's always better than bullshit. -- RC deWinter
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. -- Jim Cornette
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. -- Edward Abbey
I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit. -- Rakim
Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived. -- Elton John
I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit. -- Ville Valo
Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit. -- Joe Rogan
These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit. -- Ben Goldacre
Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count. -- Winona Ryder
A lot of filmmaking is all about filtering out the bullshit. -- Mark Webber
Hawke's gaze was so innocent, Andrew knew it was pure bullshit -- Nalini Singh
I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me -- Dan Savage
I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit! -- Georges Laraque
Don't piss your life away with suicide...it's a bullshit way out. -- Gerard Way
Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it -- Eric Ambler
Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. -- George Carlin
There are so many layers of bullshit and everything sounds the same. -- Sarah Barthel
Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit. -- John Fante
The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit. -- Oliver Sykes
Everything he did was at least partial and often total bullshit" (402). -- Jonathan Franzen
People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. -- Birdman
I don't know that I'm post-anything. I'd like to think maybe I'm post-bullshit. -- Baratunde Thurston
In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. -- George Carlin
I was never conscious of my screenplays having any acts. It's all bullshit. -- John Milius
The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends. -- Sam Lipsyte
no matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he'll always be mine -- P. C. Cast
Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it? -- Jim Breuer
It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate. -- Don Van Vliet
I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them. -- Ben Dreyfuss
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone. -- Megan Fox
Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either. -- Junot Diaz
Real spirituality is about getting the bullshit out of your life and getting real. -- Bryant McGill
This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit. -- Stephen King
I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does. -- Ryan Reynolds
All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit. -- Dan Simmons
Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't tell the bullshit from the lies. -- David Bowie

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