Jim Cornette quotes:

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.