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Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values. -- Terry Southern
Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young. -- John Greenleaf Whittier
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. -- Clement Clarke Moore
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! -- Minnie Pearl
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. -- Jean Cocteau
Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us. -- Al Goldstein
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking. -- William Petersen
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard! -- Craig Ferguson
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. -- Charles Spurgeon
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions. -- Dana Gould
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. -- Alvah Bessie
The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard. -- Samuel George Morton
Dishonor is like the Aaron's Beard in the hedgerows; it can only poison if it be plucked. -- Ouida
I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted. -- Charles Manson
...HH Beard has perfected ...3 excellent (urine) cancer tests, all of proven accuracy of 95% or better..... in 1942 and onwards. -- Sir Arthur Harris, 1st Baronet
Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies. -- Federico Garcia Lorca
I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video -- Aulus Gellius
I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard. -- Keira Knightley
I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time. -- Mohsen Makhmalbaf
But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good. -- Bill Walton
I used the stormy gray and heather brown shadows from the Lilac Rose Eye Palette to create a soft smokey eye for Veronica Beard's Spring 2013 show. The look was dramatic but delicate. -- Bobbi Brown
Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests. -- Howard Zinn
Throughout this evolution from left to right, Beard always detested war. Hence his writings were slanted to show that the military side of history was insignificant or a mere reflection of economic forces. -- Samuel E. Morison
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard. -- John Cleese
There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard. -- Edward Lear
I'm quite interested in adapting some of James Herbert's early work. 'The Dark'... But I was always desperate to do an adaptation of 'War of the Worlds' until the Beard stole it from underneath my feet. -- Neil Marshall
I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This unfortunate art is made for long beards and ugly faces rather than for a relatively well-endowed woman. -- Camille Claudel
I'm a religious man. I am Jewish but I believe in all religions. I believe in God and see him as an old man with a big white beard and pray to him every day for a few minutes. -- Uri Geller
I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai. -- Orson Welles
This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do. -- George Thorogood
I couldn't tell fact from fiction, Or if the dream was true My only sure prediction In this world was you. I'd touch your features inchly. Beard love and dared the cost, The sented spiel reeled me unreal And I found my senses lost. -- Maya Angelou
About two-thirds of the face of Marx is beard, a vast solemn wooly uneventful beard that must have made all normal exercise impossible. It is not the sort of beard that happens to a man, it is a beard cultivated, cherished, and thrust patriarchally upon the world. -- H. G. Wells
In order to avoid believing in just one God we are now asked to believe in an infinite number of universes, all of them unobservable just because they are not part of ours. The principle of inference seems to be not Occam's Razor but Occam's Beard: "Multiply entities unnecessarily. -- J. Budziszewski
When its dark enough you can see the stars. -- Charles A. Beard
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it. -- James Beard
A full beard looks cool. -- Richard C. Armitage
You can't do comedy with a beard. -- Alexei Sayle
I don't like myself without a beard. -- Jamie Dornan
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard. -- John Hodgman
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress. -- Ashton Kutcher
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. -- Simon Cowell
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man. -- Johnny Weir
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. -- Craig Brown
I just play him as myself, I don't ease myself into any role really. I stick a beard on and play me. -- Michael Gambon
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin. -- Rosario Dawson
I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet. -- Stephen Colbert
My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little bit like me, although he had no beard. He had the appearance of a very elegant British-looking man. -- Michael Haneke
The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous, and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I'm deserving of God's mercy, I'll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard. -- Matisyahu
I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger. Sometimes they ask me if dye my hair and I always say 'Wow, no!' I'm 'trans-ginger.' -- James McAvoy
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level. -- Hulk Hogan
You know, I don't talk about the characters that I play. Years ago, I was a little timid about it and I kind of squirmed when I was asked, 'Could you tell us something about your character.' Now with a little self-confidence that comes with the grey beard, I just flatly refuse. -- Christoph Waltz
You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usually inside the ears. If I suspect it's been done, I usually move around until I can see it. But with a man, it actually pulls your beard and your sideburns back, and that's what's so strange. -- Tom Ford
The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. -- Reid Scott
I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, 'What are you doing?' -- A. J. Bowen
You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job. -- Chris Pratt
To grow a philosopher's beard. -- Horace
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard -- George Carlin
Grizzly Adams did have a beard -- Lee Trevino
I like Fidel Castro and his beard. -- Bob Dylan
I dont like myself without a beard. -- Jamie Dornan
Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard. -- Mason Cooley
Come on, man, I got a full beard! -- Aziz Ansari
You can't grow a beard if you shave -- Bob Blue
I shave my head & shape my beard myself -- Banky W.
I have a beard. Just not on my face... -- Craig Ferguson
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you? -- Prince Philip
Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat? -- Harry Neale
If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard! -- Dolly Parton
How can a young man like to wear a beard? -- Dodie Smith
i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe. -- Bjork
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off! -- Groucho Marx
Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. -- Louise Rennison
When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different. -- Gerard Way
When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard. -- Max Beesley
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning -- Si Robertson
All the power is with the sex that wears the beard. -- Moliere
I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep. -- Jarod Kintz
Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner -- Daniel Johns
Merlin's beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet. -- J. K. Rowling
TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard -- Abraham J. Williams
over his own dark Cealdish beard. â??Nothing like your marvelous facebear, -- Patrick Rothfuss
I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard. -- Jarod Kintz
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still -- Bill Bailey
I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -- Aulus Gellius
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness. -- Mason Cooley
He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs. -- Todd Grisham
If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion. -- Martial
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it. -- Dylan Moran
Conscience unlike a beard does not grow overnight. You have it or you don't. -- Faisal Khosa
Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.] -- Juvenal
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good. -- Bill Walton
If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.... -- Patrick Rothfuss
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro. -- Demetri Martin
The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'. -- Cyprian
He is but as the stubble of the field, and yet he has no beard. -- Marguerite Young
Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard! -- Conchita Wurst
If e'er again I meet him beard to beard, he's mine or I am his. -- William Shakespeare
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. -- T-Pain
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? -- Steven Wright
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird. -- Paul McCartney
I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human. -- Danny Pudi
As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. -- Louise Rennison
If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't. -- Akshay Kumar
When a king speaks, the armies move. But when a wise man speaks, only the beard shakes. -- Vinoba Bhave
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week. -- Niall Horan
It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am. -- Dileep Rao
I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster. -- Zach Galifianakis
If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped. -- Aesop
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. -- Jerry Lawler
Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it! -- J. R. R. Tolkien
Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen. -- William Shakespeare
Sure I believe in God and the Devil, but they don't have to have pitchforks and a long white beard. -- Keanu Reeves
The world is like an eye, a beard, a spot of beauty and eyebrow, Where each thing is neatly in place. -- Hafez
In Los Angeles, I had shaved my beard and dyed my hair black just for a change, to have some fun. -- Milarepa
I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers. -- Nicole McKay
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. -- Jack Whitehall
Reptilian green the wrinkled throat, Green as a bough of yew the beard; He bent his head, and so I smote -- Yvor Winters

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