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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. -- Frank Sinatra
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day. -- Marguerite Duras
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. -- Finley Peter Dunne
I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy. -- Stonewall Jackson
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. -- Carl Jung
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you. -- Dick Gregory
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. -- Ted Nugent
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead! -- Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Alcohol is the monarch of liquids. -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts. -- Ed Helms
Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it. -- Mason Cooley
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life -- Will Ferrell
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
I drink to make other people more interesting. -- Ernest Hemingway
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain. -- Chris Hardwick
Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry. -- Coluche
Alcohol is not the answer to all questions -- Swami Vivekananda
Alcohol is the cause of all my problems. -- Jayson Williams
Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food. -- Rihanna
Alcohol tells truth, but its truth is not normal. -- Jack London
Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it. -- Triple H
Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people. -- Martin Scorsese
Alcohol is the number one addictive drug in our day. -- Dallin H. Oaks
Alcohol, contrary to instinct, is not the secret to happiness. -- Mary Schmich
Alcohol was the background color in the fabric of Reggie's life. -- Barbara Goldsmith
Alcohol carries the pleasures of the palate to their highest degree. -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself -- Amit Abraham
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. -- Oscar Wilde
Alcohol is perfect for me to curb the nerves a little bit. -- Luke Bryan
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money. -- Robin Williams
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -- Humphrey Bogart
Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before. -- Tammara Webber
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. -- Mitch Hedberg
Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind. -- Rita Mae Brown
It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles -- Jerry Stahl
Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! -- Don Garlits
A little wine sometimes, that's all. Spirits (are) bad. Alcohol wrong. Herb does grow. -- Bob Marley
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. -- Robert A. Heinlein
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. -- Benjamin Franklin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway
Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more. -- Gary Shteyngart
Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love. -- Nikki Sixx
Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people. -- Ziggy Marley
Alcohol may pick you up a little bit, but it lets you down in a hurry. -- Betty Ford
Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination. -- Patrick Kavanagh
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life. -- Jack Herer
Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves. -- MacDonald Harris
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror. -- William S. Burroughs
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -- George Best
Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me. -- Charles Bukowski
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. -- Marguerite Duras
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -- Ernest Hemingway
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. -- Doug Stanhope
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. -- Mercedes McCambridge
Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness. -- Bob Marley
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. -- Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol, firearms and a 4 wheel drive can go a long ways towards making a rain day into a fun rest day. -- Frank Stock
Alcohol-inspired fights ... are a reminder of the price we pay for our daily submission at the altars of prudence and order. -- Alain de Botton
Alcohol is a big part of high school. I went through my little phase. I don't know one high schooler that doesn't. -- Shailene Woodley
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. -- George Burns
Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. -- Joan Acocella
Alcohol is the river we sit on the banks of, contemplating. Sometimes we watch ourselves float past, sometimes we watch ourselves sink. -- Nick Flynn
If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, . . . let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second. -- Noam Chomsky
Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle. -- Griffith Edwards
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted Now bring on that damn cat! -- Eleanor Early
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. -- Raymond Chandler
Alcohol had a lot to do with it, too, and mental instability. All writers are narcissistic, manic-depressive drug addicts and alcoholics, and I am no exception. -- T.C. Boyle
Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help. -- Oksana Baiul
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. -- George Bernard Shaw
Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he says with a sideways grin. -- Pittacus Lore
Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always wanted but have instead repressed. -- Neil Strauss
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. -- Willa Cather
L'alcool est le monarque des liquides, et porte au dernier degre l'exaltation palatale. Alcohol is the prince of liquids, and carries the palate to its highest pitch of exaltation. -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing -- Christopher Hitchens
Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug prohibition does. -- James Carriger Paine
Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead. -- Gyles Brandreth
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. -- George Bernard Shaw
Waco was supposed to be a way for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and the Clinton administration to prove the need for a ban on so-called assault weapons. -- Steve Stockman
It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women. -- Scott Adams
What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're drunk they will be grounded for time immemorial. -- Ayelet Waldman
If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head. -- G. Gordon Liddy
I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal. -- Gary Johnson
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. -- George Carlin
Alcohol, I had learned, was an eloquent if somewhat inaccurate interpreter. I had placed my trust that December night in glass after glass of it, eager not for drink but for a bit of talk. -- Monique Truong
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms]. -- John Dingell
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not. -- Jeff Foxworthy
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. -- Charles Bukowski
When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew it was something else, possibly a woman; and when he had it all -- cash, booze, and a wife -- he couldn't be distracted from the great emptiness that was always falling through him and never hit the ground. -- Denis Johnson
Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol -- Adlai E. Stevenson
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. -- Bob Marley
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -- Matt Groening
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. -- Marilyn vos Savant
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -- Winston Churchill
That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end. -- Ringo Starr
I don't drink at lunchtime because I'm very weak at alcohol like most Asians. -- Ha-Joon Chang
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel -- Robert Louis Stevenson
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. -- Ovid
In any case, if there's information a parolee is using drugs or alcohol, that is definitely something we would like to know. -- Russ Marlan
Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol. -- Charlie Ergen
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs -- Dylan Thomas
It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times -- George Saintsbury
You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally. -- Dr. Dre
Man being reasonable must get drunk The best of life is but intoxication Glory, the grape, love, gold in these are sunk The hopes of all men and of every nation -- Lord Byron
Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases. -- Gro Harlem Brundtland
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver. -- Kim Kardashian
I had a real good thing going for me, and I got sidetracked. It doesn't have to be that way. It doesn't have to be drugs. It doesn't have to be alcohol. That part of my life is over. -- Ken Caminiti
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes. -- Dee Dee Myers
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months. -- Zakk Wylde
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny. -- Marguerite Duras
Young people can get very discouraged and get hooked on drugs or on alcohol because of problems they perceive as insurmountable. It is important that they realize a mistake need not ruin their future, but they must also know that not everything in life is a bed of roses. -- Maureen Forrester
There'd never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition. At a stroke, the American government closed down the fifth largest industry in the United States - alcohol production - and just handed it to criminals - a pretty remarkable thing to do. -- Bill Bryson
My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well. -- Franz Kafka
Lucy Mercedes Martinez, my mother, was probably my first mentor. She really tried to take care of me in spite of myself, and in spite of her own struggles with alcohol. She was an immigrant who had never finished school. But she was also a Renaissance woman who read voraciously. She spoke several languages. -- Richard Carmona
That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about being proud of who you are, being proud of your situation and just being stoked that things are always going to get better or always gonna get worse and that's such a great thing. Every day is a new surprise. -- Bert McCracken
Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones. -- Tucker Max

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