Triple H quotes:

What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

I love steakhouses. When I'm in Chicago, I know there's a Gibsons that's open late. 13 Coins at Sea-Tac Airport in Washington is a gourmet restaurant I love.

Being on the road is no excuse for having a poor diet. I don't like fast food, but if I have to, I'll order three plain grilled chicken sandwiches and throw out the buns.

Never fear because Triple H is here.

Rocky' is a movie that just happens to be about boxing. It's really about characters and story lines and relationships and all those things, and the backdrop is boxing. You can go back and watch the final fight in 'Rocky' a thousand times. If you dig that movie, if you like the characters, you'll watch the whole movie over and over.

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

It takes more than some mind games, a couple of parlor tricks, to get under my skin.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

First of all, Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

Getting ready to wrestle is like getting ready for a car crash. Getting ready to work with Brock Lesnar is like knowing you're going to get hit by a bus and the bus is going to back over you. If I'm going to work 'WrestleMania,' 16 weeks out I have to start training like I'm Mayweather getting ready for a fight.

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

I get meals when I can, or I have protein shakes.

Evolution is your solution.

I'm friends with Criss Angel. Criss has offered me a million times to go downstairs and see the setup. I don't want to see it. I just want to go, 'God, how did you do that?'

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload.

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

It's the beauty of WWE. We use all our platforms to cross-promote each other and vice versa.

There is always a plan B.

A man I respected very early in my career told me, 'If you wanna truly be good at this, you have to learn to hate.'

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!

Batista does look pretty mad.

He who laughs last, laughs best.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

I am The Game and I am that damn good!

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

It has nothing to do with [Renee] being a female or not, it has to do with her being the right person for the job. She's got a great voice that cuts through the clutter. She is very knowledgeable about WWE, about its history, about the talent and she is really willing to step up and do her homework. I think you're going to see her grow. You're going to see her jump on this challenge to become a regular fixture and a regular voice and, hopefully, maybe one day the voice of WWE.

Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

Sting's legacy was built on Ric Flair's reputation.

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

There's only one thing on my mind. There's only one goal. One aim. One focus.

This Game is not over, it is just beginning.

This is a game that you don't want to be in!

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

We all grew up as huge wrestling fans, and we need to understand why we liked it so much.

Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

When you look across the ring at me, and you look into my eyes, you are not immmortal, you are not an icon; you are just like everybody else. You are an obstacle, and I will run you over. And that is not a threat, that is not a warning; that is just a fact! Because brother, I am THE GAME...and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.