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  • Commissioner Leonardo Tanzi: [Holds up a football score card] Is it yours?

    Stefano: No, it's your sister's.

    Commissioner Leonardo Tanzi: [Beating him up] I'll make you forget women for the rest of your life, damn it! You fucking stupid son of a bitch! I'd like to see you do it again, you know!

  • Gia: Alex? You are from a zoo?


    Alex: Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.

    Gia: More?

    Alex: Or less. There's less.

    Vitaly: You were never circus?

    Gloria: We had to say we were circus.

    Melman: Or you'd never let us on the train.

    Gia: After all we have been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?

    Alex: Gia, I...

    Vitaly: You used us.

    Alex: No, no, no. I mean - I mean yes but,

    Gia: Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?

    Alex: It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.

    Gia: Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known.

    Stefano: Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?

    Alex: Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.

    Stefano: I was shot out of a cannon! I could've died!

    Marty: But I thought it was your lifelong dream.

    Stefano: For all I know, your name is not even Alice.

    Alex: No, Stefano, but it never really was.

    Stefano: I don't feel safe!

    Alex: Gia, I...

    Gia: We trusted you.

    Stefano: My tears are real! You are not!

  • Stefano: Maybe I am average intelligence after all.

    Alex: Some would even say slightly above.

    Stefano: No, I don't think so.

  • Alex: Stefano, you're a genius.

    Stefano: No, I'm a not. I'm only average intelligence. Some even say slightly below.

  • Stefano: My tears are real! You are not!

  • Stefano: Come in this way, Alice.

    Alex: By the way, it's Ix. Not iss. Alex. Like New York Knicks.

    Stefano: I know. New York Kniss. It's not hard.

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