Paolo Quotes in Bad Ass (2010)

Paolo: I'm going to kill Miss Nebraska and her faggot corn husker boyfriend!

[as Paolo leaves the stage after being exposed as a fraud, he is confronted by his bodyguard Sergei]

Sergei: Lizzie McGuire is nice girl, you tried to hurt her?

Paolo: Get off me, Sergei. You work for me!

Sergei: Not anymore, I quit!

[the reporters and photographers surround Paolo]

Sergei: Paolo cannot sing music. Now he must face music.

Paolo: Isabella and I are supposed to present an award together at the International Music Video Awards.

Lizzie: The IMVA? Cool. I mean, cool for regular people. Like me. I guess for you it's like work.

Paolo: You just saunter out of your house one fine morning and pluck God out of the air as easily as catching a butterfly. It's all too simple.

St. Francis of Assisi: If what you say is true then the Holy Father will point out errors in my faith

St. Francis of Assisi: [to the pope's guard] No, not him. He is not with us! Tell him, Paolo, you are not with us.

Bernardo: Tell him!

Paolo: I am with them

[Paolo has done Mia's hair in a very bizarre style]

Mia Thermopolis: I look like a moose.

Paolo: But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'

Paolo: [removes Mia's glasses] Do you wear contact lenses?

Mia: Oh, I have them, but I don't like to wear them.

Paolo: Now...

[he breaks her glasses in half]

Paolo: ...you do.

Mia: [shocked] You broke my glasses!

Paolo: You broke my brush.

[plucking Mia's eyebrows]

Paolo: If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows!

Paolo: I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

Paolo: [Paolo and Diana are in bed] What are you doing?

Diana: I'm raping you! I'm raping you!

Paolo: [alarm clock rings] It's eight o'clock! You'll have to rape me later!

Simon: Man should live and let live, and without any interfering.

Paolo: Even that poor squid was free once, Simon, eh? I study Coleoptera because I love them.

Simon: Sure, but the squirming little creatures still end up under your microscope. Yeah, he's dead all right but at least I eat my squid. But I don't kill as a hobby like you do.

Paolo: Good lord, Simon. You make me feel like a murderer.

Simon: I'm not saying that, Mr. Fossati, but if you kill for killing's sake, you become a monster.

Paolo: But, man isn't an insect, my dear Simon. We have centuries of civilization behind us, you know.

Simon: No, I don't know. I wasn't there.

Paolo: Beauty is a fragile thing. One frown, one dark shadow, and it's gone.

Paolo: I know she was a bitch before 10 AM, but did I know her? No.

Cassandra: You must get tired of making love to women all day long.

Paolo: It's exhausting, but someone's gotta do it.