Spud Walker Quotes in

Jordan Yarnell: No matter what happens, I love you.

Linda Yarnell: Jordan, please...

Jordan Yarnell: You can't come this time , son.

Spud Walker: What are you talking about?

Jordan Yarnell: You need to stay here and look out for everybody.

Linda Yarnell: Jordan! Please! I have to tell you something! I have been lying to you about something!

Jordan Yarnell: It doesn't make any difference! Nothing makes any difference anymore!

Frank Morgan: [suddenly Morgan breaks the door in and hits Jordan with the butt of his rifle and knocks him out] Grrrr!

Frank Morgan: [Morgan grabs Spud and smashes him against a cabinet and renders Spud helpless] You want to kill me? you want to spit in my face?

Kristen Yarnell: [Kristen tries to stop Morgan but Morgan pushes her off] Stop it! No!

Frank Morgan: This little girl loves you! If you feel the same about her, you marry her! But if you ever put a gun in your hand again, I'll hear about it! And so help me God, I will find you, and I will kill you dead! Do you understand me?

Kristen Yarnell: I hate you. I hope you die.

Frank Morgan: [Morgan walks over to the door with Linda and observe Jordan on the floor] He's not going to die. He's gonna wake up with a hell of a headache. But he will be all in one piece, just like you wanted.

Linda Yarnell: What about you?

Frank Morgan: What about me...?

[leaves]

Jack Morris: Hey storekeeper!

Jordan Yarnell: I hear ya!

Jack Morris: I'm hungry!

Jordan Yarnell: You'll get fed.

Spud Walker: Like the rest of the hogs.

Jack Morris: You really think you fast huh kid? Hell I know guys who would blow you away before you could spit!

Spud Walker: You know what you remind me of Morris?

Jordan Yarnell: Leave it be Spud.

Spud Walker: A turd with lips.

Jack Morris: [looking at Kristen] Come over here hunny, I can show you where you could put your neckline.

Jordan Yarnell: You watch your mouth around her saddle tramp!

Jack Morris: Yes sir Mr. Storekeeper. You got me so scared I've got the diarrhea.

Old Harry: [just then Old Harry rushes in and Spud takes out and points his gun at Old Harry] Jesus, Spud!

Jack Morris: Shoot him kid! Shoot the old fart!

Jordan Yarnell: Jesus Christ Harry, you know better than to come barging in here like that! What do you want anyway?

Old Harry: Huh? Oh yeah! You not going to believe it Jordan! You are not going to believe it!

Jordan Yarnell: What ain't I not going to believe?

Old Harry: Frank Morgan just rode into town!

Jordan Yarnell: Damn.

Kristen Yarnell: Who's Frank Morgan? Jordan? Who's Frank Morgan?

Jordan Yarnell: He's some kind of gunfighter.

Old Harry: Oh no! He ain't! Calling Frank Morgan just a gunfighter is like calling the desert dry! He is more than some kind of gunfighter Jordan. He's a honest to God, walking around legend!

Spud Walker: Do you think he come to spring Morris?

Jack Morris: Naw, he ain't come 2 spring Morris. He come to convert everybody to the baby Jesus.

Jordan Yarnell: Good afternoon. Mind if I sit down?

Frank Morgan: [looks at the dog] Move!

Jordan Yarnell: You Frank Morgan?

Frank Morgan: Who are you?

Jordan Yarnell: Jordan Yarnell, temporary sheriff. This is my deputy Spud Walker.

Frank Morgan: Where's the real one?

Jordan Yarnell: Real what?

Frank Morgan: Sheriff.

Jordan Yarnell: He got shot.

Frank Morgan: [Spud moves closer to Morgan and Morgan keeps his eye on him] You packing a lot of iron there kid.

Spud Walker: I can use it too.

Frank Morgan: You can huh?

Jordan Yarnell: What do you want here, Morgan?

Frank Morgan: I want more... coffee.

[Tom the bartender rushes to serve him]

Jordan Yarnell: We got a prisoner over in the jail, Jack Morris.

Spud Walker: We gonna hang him next week.

Frank Morgan: That's nice.

Jordan Yarnell: Maybe you didn't hear him right. We gonna Hang Morris next week!

Frank Morgan: Listen Mr. Temporary Sheriff, I don't care if you hang Ulysses S. Grant! It ain't got nothing to do with me because I'm just passing thru.

Frank Morgan: [Just then Juan Acosta accidently knocks over some glasses and breaks them which makes Spud jump and goes for his gun and cocks it] Your deputy has hooked himself on a short fuse there Mr. Temporary sheriff.

Jordan Yarnell: You just remember what I said. We gonna hang him.

Spud Walker: Ain't nobody gonna stop us neither.

Jordan Yarnell: How long you planning on staying in Red Pine, Morgan?

Frank Morgan: [stares at Spud] As long as I want. And nobody can stop me, neither.

Frank Morgan: Shannon!

Walt Shannon: [Julio cocks his rifle] Stop!

Julio: What's the matter?

Walt Shannon: I know that voice.

Boise: Well, who is it?

Frank Morgan: Hey Walt! Get your ass out here!

Walt Shannon: Morgan.

Boise: Frank Morgan? Jesus, Walt! You never said...

Walt Shannon: Shut up!... I wonder what he's doing here?

Frank Morgan: What are you doing in there Shannon, playing with yourself?

Walt Shannon: [approaches the bar doors very cautiously and slowly and appears vampire-like as he opens the doors] What do you say Frank? Been a long time.

Walt Shannon: [Shannon comes out with his hands up and Boise & Julio come out behind him and spread out to encircle Morgan] What are you doing here Frank?

Frank Morgan: Standing in for Yarnell.

Walt Shannon: Standing in huh?... You all by yourself Frank?... You don't look to good... Someone get mad at you Frank?

Frank Morgan: Come on Walt, let's get this over with.

Walt Shannon: This here is... Frank Morgan fellas.

Kristen Yarnell: [Kristen, Linda and Spud arrive in the background] Mom, why is he...

Linda Yarnell: Be still, Kristen. Be still and watch.

Walt Shannon: Frank will be standing in for Yarnell... But he's having a little trouble... just standing... Ain't that right , Frank?

Frank Morgan: Why don't I get rid of this...

Walt Shannon: Why don't you do... just that...

Frank Morgan: [drops the rifle so Acosta can start shooting but Morgan realizes that Acosta didn't see him do it and he's on his own against all 3 villains] Hmmm...

Frank Morgan: [stares at Shannon who stares at Boise who then stares at Morgan, who in turn looks at Julio who in turn looks at Shannon who in turn looks at Morgan and it's the moment of truth in which there is no turning back] Sighs...

Boise: [Shannon draws but Morgan is quicker and shoots him and Julio but Shannon manages to shoot Frank and Morgan shoots him again while Acosta finally shoots in the air no less and Boise was just about to shoot Frank but his gun breaks] Bullshit! The gun broke open! There's no bullets! There's no bullets, no gun! I didn't mean it! It was a mistake! Don't shoot! I quit!

Spud Walker: [Morgan fires 2 shots and kills Boise who crashes through a store window] Sweet Jesus!