Jessica Baker Quotes in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)

Nigel Baker: Winnetka? That's my middle name.

Kyle Baker: And Lake is mine.

Tom Baker: That's because you were conceived there.

Nigel Baker: What's that mean?

Jessica Baker: It means mom and dad had...

Kate 'Mom' Baker: ...a conversation, that we would discuss it much later when everybody could understand!

Lorraine: Black works Mom. Jesus like had his funeral on Christmas.

Henry Baker: He died on Easter, Barbie!

Jessica Baker: He was resurrected on Easter, moron.

Sarah Baker: Does anyone besides me think our "happier and stronger" life, is actually code for "nastier and suckier"?

Mike: First dad forces us to move

Jake: Then mom decides to become a career women and like, travel the globe

Jessica Baker: And now, we have to take orders from Hank, the model/actor!

Mark: And he hates kids too.

Jessica Baker: Dad! Nigel hit Kim with a dart and I assume he will be punished!

Jessica Baker: [about Mark] Your eccentricities and vision problems could be linked to any number of the Baker ancestors.

Jessica Baker: Dad, can I kill Jake now?

Tom: No, finish washing the car first!