Kyle Baker Quotes in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)

Nigel Baker: Winnetka? That's my middle name.

Kyle Baker: And Lake is mine.

Tom Baker: That's because you were conceived there.

Nigel Baker: What's that mean?

Jessica Baker: It means mom and dad had...

Kate 'Mom' Baker: ...a conversation, that we would discuss it much later when everybody could understand!

Kate: Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today.

Sarah Baker: Yes!

Kate: Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist's appointment at three o'clock, so you're going to work with Dad.

Nigel Baker, Kyle Baker: Yeah!

[yells]

Tom: [yells]

Tom: Hey, guys. Remember Shake? We played college ball together.

Nigel Baker: Yeah, the hot dog.

[Tom gives him a look]

Nigel Baker: Mom said it first.

Shake: We're having adult time here, boys.

Kyle Baker: No idea what that means.

Tom: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.

Kyle Baker: Sounds wicked boring.

Shake: It is. So why don't you run along?

Kyle Baker: Mom's right. He is a weiner.

Kate: Put the kids on, let me talk to someone.

Tom: [huddled in the closet] Oh, well, they're studying, and it's the tri, trigo, trig stuff we aren't all that good at, and they've formed a study group, it's like a little Think Tank thing.

[an axe blade breaks through the door of the closet]

Tom: I... I'd just hate to break that up.

Kate: Okay, well, I gotta go honey, bye.

Tom: bye.

[hangs up]

Nigel Baker: C'mon Dad, don't hide in the closet!

Kyle Baker: Take it like a man!