Officer Martone Quotes in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

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Officer Martone Quotes:

  • Officer Martone: [notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book] Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!

    Tarik: What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.

    Officer Reilly: He's trying to break free! Get him!

    Tarik: Aw, shit.

    [gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand]

    Officer Martone: Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!

    Tarik: That's not a gun, that's a book.

    Officer Reilly: Secure the book!

    Officer Palumbo: Book is secure. You bring this filth

    [book is on human rights]

    Officer Palumbo: in here? What is this shit?

  • Kumar: Excuse me officer. Let me take a couple of guesses. You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?

    Officer Martone: Absolutely right.

    Kumar: Used to pick on guys like us every day, right?

    Officer Martone: With pleasure.

    Kumar: Then graduation day came, and we went to college, and you went nowhere, and you thought, "Hey, how can I still give them shit? I know, I'll become a cop."

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