Tom Baker Quotes in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)

Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?

Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.

Tom Baker: Tire swing ready!

[falls off tire swing]

Tom Baker: Tire swing, not ready!

[from trailer]

Kate 'Mom' Baker: Honey you actually bought that shirt?

Tom Baker: Hey every dad is entitled to one hideous shirt, and one horrible sweater. It's part of the dad code.

Lorraine Baker: You know how I feel about camping.

Tom Baker: But, we're staying in a house.

Lorraine Baker: A house with no air conditioning. That makes it camping.

Lorraine Baker: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.

Tom Baker: It's called fresh air sweetie.

[from trailer]

Tom Baker: That's not gonna fit in your tent, Lorraine.

Lorraine Baker: Oh, I'm gonna make it fit, Dad!

Nigel Baker: Winnetka? That's my middle name.

Kyle Baker: And Lake is mine.

Tom Baker: That's because you were conceived there.

Nigel Baker: What's that mean?

Jessica Baker: It means mom and dad had...

Kate 'Mom' Baker: ...a conversation, that we would discuss it much later when everybody could understand!

Tom Baker: [to his newborn grandson] Tom. Hey, Tom. Welcome to family.

Tom Baker: [to Jim] Whatcha gonna do for act three, man? Puke on Heaven's door?