Dr. Willoughby Quotes in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Dr. Willoughby: Do you actually believe that after the way you've just behaved that I would even consider recommending you for admission?

Kumar: No. I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.

Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores!

Kumar: Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Dr. Willoughby: [At burial service] Throughout history, all great innovators were never really appreciated until they were dead. Your dead now Harry... an' we appreciate it!

Dr. Solomon: Do you know what he calls you?

Dr. Willoughby: Yeah. The Old Fart.

Dr. Solomon: No sir... He calls you... Golden Hands Willoughby!

Dr. Willoughby: Golden Hands. Silverman, you're a goddamned liar.