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  • Franny Philips: [Discussing how Jamie was told his parents were divorcing] What happened, after they split?

    Jamie Harris: Ralph moved here, and my mom sold our house.

    Franny Philips: Was it a nice house?

    Jamie Harris: [Nodding] It was too big for the both of us.

    Franny Philips: What they'd say when they told you?

    Jamie Harris: I already knew.

    Franny Philips: They didn't just move out and sell the whole house and not tell you.

    Jamie Harris: We went to McDonald's.

    Franny Philips: McDonald's?

    Jamie Harris: We were going out that night. They said I could pick any restaurant in the whole world I wanted to go to. I was nine years old. I picked McDonald's.

    Franny Philips: I love McDonald's

    Jamie Harris: I had a Big Mac, french fries, vanilla shake. And then they said that I knew that they'd been having problems. And that, everyone thought that it would be a lot better if Ralph moved out for a while. And did I want a dog?

    Franny Philips: I've got a dog.

    Jamie Harris: Um, maybe they'll get you ice skates.

    Franny Philips: And then?

    Jamie Harris: Then they say they love you.

    Franny Philips: And then?

    Jamie Harris: [pause] I threw up.

  • Jamie Harris: [grading his father's new bird-brained girlfriend to Franny] She's a C-minus... definitely a C-minus.

  • Ralph Harris: [asking about his son's weekend with Franny] So how was it? How was it before they scraped the floor?

    Jamie Harris: Neat!

  • Jamie Harris: You're an A, Franny. Definitely an A!

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