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  • Franny Philips: [waiting for her dog to take a dump] Can you write me a note if I'm late to school?

    Paul Philips: I guess so.

    Franny Philips: "Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit."

    Paul Philips: Franny! Watch your mouth!

    Franny Philips: Daddy, you're such a prude!

    Paul Philips: Well, I didn't say "shit" until I was eighteen years old... and no one thought *I* was retarded.

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