Pogue Quotes in The Con Artist (2010)

Pogue: [Vince just fixed up his car] You got the magic touch!

Pogue: So what do you want, Vince?

Pogue: You know, Vince, I'm gonna be watchin' you. I'm looking out for you, man. I got your back.

Vince: Lucky me.

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Pogue: Two pairs of socks, that's the key.

Vince: Key to what?

Pogue: The key to staying fresh and feeling good, ya know. What you do is you keep an extra pair of socks in your pocket, one in your lunch pale, around 2-3 o'clock in the afternoon you slap those bad boys on, bam, you fell like a million bucks.

Vince: I'll have to remember that.

Pogue: And you know the number one thing that makes all parolees go back to jail?

Vince: Not enough socks?

Pogue: No, stay away from all know felons and former criminal associates.

Pogue: I'm looking for you.

Vince: Mr. Pogue, uh, can I get you something, like, uh, champagne, pee in a cup?

Pogue: Now listen to me, okay? Close your eyes. Close your eyes. I saw this on TV. Focus. Think relaxing thoughts. Let all the tension and stress flow through your body. Take everything and stream it through into the central sprinkler system that God has given you. Direct it to the penis and let it go.