Derek Dietl Quotes in Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

Derek Dietl: Wow, you're glowing.

Susan Murphy: Thank you.

Derek Dietl: No, Susan, you're really glowing! You're green!

Derek Dietl: Susan!

Susan Murphy: Derek?

Derek Dietl: I've been thinking long and hard about what happened last night, and I just want to to know, I forgive you.

Susan Murphy: You forgive me?

Derek Dietl: Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteorite and ruined everything. And I say maybe you didn't ruin everything, because I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is give them an exclusive interview with you.

Susan Murphy: Really?

Derek Dietl: Yes. I get my dream job, and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.

Susan Murphy: Derek, that's... amazing. Is the camera running?

Derek Dietl: Of course.

Susan Murphy: [Picks up Derek] Good, because I wouldn't want any of your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy saying goodbye, Derek!

[Flicks him up in the air]

Susan Murphy: B.O.B., could you...?

B.O.B.: [after catching Derek] Derek, you're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you. It's over!

B.O.B.: [to cameraman] Turn it off.

Derek Dietl: What's going on? What's happening?

Susan Murphy: You're all shrinking!

Derek Dietl: No, Susan! You're growing!

Susan Murphy: Well, make it stop!

Derek Dietl: Wow, You really are big.

Susan Murphy: Yeah, but I'm still me. I'm still the girl you fell in love with.

Derek Dietl: Except you just destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge.

Susan Murphy: Well, it was the only way I could stop the giant robot. Did you ever thing I could do something like that.

Derek Dietl: No, Susan. I can honestly say that it had never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occured to me.

Susan Murphy: Look, I know this is all a little weird - okay, it's a lot weird - but I'm sure we can get through this. Together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.

Derek Dietl: Susan, try to see it from my perspective. I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heart-warming fluff pieces. So you expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing that happened to you, that I had absolutely nothing to do with?

Susan Murphy: Of course. That's exactly what I expect. What about the life we always wanted? Don't you still want that?

Derek Dietl: Of course I do, but I can't see how I can have it with you.

Susan Murphy: [On the verge of tears] Derek, please. Don't do this.

Derek Dietl: Oh, Susan, it's time you faced facts, and please don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married just to live in someone else's shadow, and you're casting a pretty big shadow. It's over. Good luck, Susan.