Delivery Man Quotes in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Delivery Man: [searching for Michaelangelo's address] OK, 122... 122 1/8? 122 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8?

Michaelangelo: [through the sewer grate] You're standing on it, Dude! Just pass it down here!

[the Delivery Man passes pizza through the grate, and $10 is passed up]

Delivery Man: Gimme that!... Hey, this is a $10! The tab's $13!

Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude!

Delivery Man: Oh, come on, I couldn't find the place!

Michaelangelo: Wise man say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

Delivery Man: [walks away] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere...

Delivery Man: Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks?

Delivery Man: [Italian accent] Now de credit card, Jean Pierre LaTorette?

Josh Whitney: Yeah, he's out in the field going to the bathroom. Yeah, he's out there in the field with diarrhea.

Delivery Man: Diarrhea?

Josh Whitney: Diarrhea.

Deliver Man: That's nice.

Delivery man: That guy needs a sun lamp like Fred Astaire needs dancing lessons.

Delivery man: [inventorying the items he has just brought] Meat hooks, four lengths of chain, forty gallons of plasma, and an elephant syringe.

Hester Avery: What's in the box?

Delivery Man: [sarcastic] Dirty pictures.

Hester Avery: [also sarcastic] Well, then it must be for me.