Advisor Wedgie Quotes in Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

The President of the United States: Oh, what's the point? It's a disaster.

[Goes to push a huge red button; all the advisors shout "Don't do it"]

Advisor Cole: That button launches all of our nuclear missiles!

The President of the United States: Then which button gets me a latte?

Advisor Wedgie: That would be the other one, sir.

[Points to an identical button next to the first one; The President pushes it and serves himself a cup of coffee]

The President of the United States: What idiot designed this thing?

Wilson: You did, sir.

The President of the United States: Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody.

Wilson: Yes, sir, Mr. President.

[last lines]

The President of the United States: Everyone, I'd like to welcome my new Joint Chiefs of Staff, General W.R. Monger.

General W.R. Monger: Thanks, Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my ninetieth birthday.

The President of the United States: Very good, Warren. So, let's get it started in here. Nerd!

Advisor Wedgie: Gentlemen, I have here the preliminary budget for rebuilding San Francisco.

The President of the United States: Zoinkers! This is gonna be a boring one. Good time for a cup of joe. Warren, how do you take it?

General W.R. Monger: Hit me with an organic venti chocolate brownie caramel mochacchino, extra hot with one inch of foam, non-fat.

The President of the United States: You got it, black it is.

[Pushes the nuke button by mistake, despite all the advisors shouting at him not to]

General W.R. Monger: My God, man! What have you done?

The President of the United States: Time to wave the white flag and head to the bunker, boys. Let's look at the situation again in 500 years. Who wants to freeze my head?