Derek Cowley Quotes in Big Bad Wolf (2006)

Mitchell Toblat: You're not your dad, kid.

Derek Cowley: Yeah, neither are you.

Derek Cowley: You wouldn't have graduated high school without my help.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You wouldn't have survived without mine!

Derek Cowley: Uh, everybody, this is Sam. Sam, this is...

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: [Cuts him off] Ooh, let me guess! Muffy, Britney, Biff and Chad!

Derek Cowley: Actually, it's uh, Cassie, Melissa, Jason and Alex.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Hmm, close.

Cassie: Look, Metal-face, why don't you just keep your smart-ass comments to yourself!

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You know what...

Derek Cowley: [Holds her back] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You know I've always cared more about you than any guy I've ever slept with.

Derek Cowley: Yeah. Same here.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You've always cared about me more than any guy you've ever slept with?

Derek Cowley: You know what I mean, don't be an ass, Sam.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: It was a werewolf.

Derek Cowley: No, Sam. That's impossible.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: It was a full moon, it was walking on two legs, and wearing pants, oh! And it was fucking talking to us! What the hell else could it have been?

Derek Cowley: Look, I live with the guy, ok? Yes, he may be an utter assholle, but I think I would know if he sprouted hair and fangs every full moon!

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Why don't you check his appointment book or something. I mean, see where he's been the last couple full moons. Or better yet, check his back. I drove that ax in pretty deep, and if it was him, he'd have a pretty big flesh wound.

Derek Cowley: Well, how do you suppose I go about that? I mean, he doesn't exactly parade around the house shirtless or anything.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Not even when he showers?

Derek Cowley: I don't shower with him!

Charlie Cowley: [Derek and Sam are wet] You guys are soaking.

Derek Cowley: Sam here drives a bike. In the rain.

Charlie Cowley: Cool.

Charlie Cowley: Toblat killed your father, and your classmates, and god knows who else, and he's gotta be stopped.

Derek Cowley: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: That's it. Let's kill the sick bastard! Derek. Derek, are you with us?

Derek Cowley: I, uh, don't know about that, Sam.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Your step-dad killed those people! What don't you know?

Derek Cowley: You are talking about murder, Sam.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Damn straight.

Derek Cowley: Hey, just remember, we need ten strands with the root still attatched.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!

Charlie Cowley: [about Sam] You like her, don't you?

Derek Cowley: Is it that obvious?

Derek Cowley: [to Sam] Do you realize that the last time I saw you, you literally ran out of my house?

Derek Cowley: Hey, uh. Why do you think we never hooked up in high school?

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Cuz you didn't treat me like shit. You were too nice. Still are.

Derek Cowley: Oh, The Nice Guy. It's the kiss of death, you know? That happens to be the story of my life.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: You know what kind of girl I am.

Derek Cowley: I don't care. I never did, you know that.

Derek Cowley: [Sees that the DNA was extracted from semen] How could you, Sam?

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: He cornered me! What else was I supposed to do?

Derek Cowley: Oh. So you had no other choice but to, I don't know, suck his dick?

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Oh, well where were you, huh? I didn't exactly see you breaking down the door!

[Stops to calm herself down]

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: We know the truth about him, ok? That's the important thing.

[Derek walks out]

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: So what? You got your feeling hurt, now you're gonna run home to mommy?

Derek Cowley: I'll take care of it, ok! You shouldn't have gotten involved in this in the first place. This is a family matter.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: No, Derek. Don't face him alone, ok? You're gonna need my help.

Derek Cowley: Your help? Well, I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if we need someone to fuck him to death.

[Sam smacks him]

Mitchell Toblat: What the hell are you doing? You don't answer my phone.

Derek Cowley: This is NOT your phone, this is Charlie's and- what did you do to him?

Mitchell Toblat: What the hell are you talking about?

Derek Cowley: Stop it! I already saw the report, ok?

Mitchell Toblat: You saw a report. And?

Derek Cowley: You killed my friends, you killed my father, and now you killed uncle Charlie?

Mitchell Toblat: One inconclusive DNA report and now I'm a murderer?

Derek Cowley: No, you're worse. You're a monster, and you know it!

Mitchell Toblat: Is a lion a monster? Hm? Is a bear?

Derek Cowley: Bull-shit! You sadistically hunted those kids down one by one and butchered them.

Mitchell Toblat: You're right, kid. I did. But that was your fault. I have a cabin so I can go isolate myself so I can't hurt anyone, that's why no one is allowed up there. But you brought them right to me. You brought them right to them, kid.

Derek Cowley: What about my father? And uncle Charlie, huh? What's your excuse for that.

Derek Cowley: [Calls Sam] Hey, Sam...

Mitchell Toblat: Kid, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up. Your slut girlfriend? She'll be at the cabin tonight. If you're not there, she dies. Come alone, or she'll end up like your frat friends.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: How did you get here?

Derek Cowley: Your bike.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: The wonders never cease.

Derek Cowley: What if we get to the motorcycle? I mean, then what? We just keep running and hiding? This has to end tonight, Sam. This has to end right now.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Oh, yeah, Derek. If we stay here any longer, it is gonna end.

Derek Cowley: No, I mean it, Sam.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: Who would've thought? Derek cowley, fearless werewolf killer?

Derek Cowley: Fearless? I'm scared shitless.

Derek Cowley: I can't believe after all the, all the shit we've been through, after all this, it's, it's just for me to end up just like him.

Samantha 'Sam' Marche: No. You don't know that. Look, whatever happens, we'll get through it. Together