Stuart Farquhar Quotes in Carry on Abroad (1972)
Stuart Farquhar Quotes:
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Stuart Farquhar: My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours.
Pepe: Stupid what?
Stuart Farquhar: STUART! STUART FARQUHAR!
Pepe: Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse.
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Stuart Farquhar: Afternoon, Miss Dobbs, a lovely day for it.
Miss Dobbs: That's what they all say, Mr Farquhar, but it won't get you anywhere.
Stuart Farquhar: I meant for the Elsbels trip, Miss Dobbs.
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Stuart Farquhar: Please, Miss Plunkett, you're squashing my itinerary.
Moira Plunkett: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I keep on forgetting what a big girl I am now.
Stuart Farquhar: Quite, shall we get them out now?
Moira Plunkett: Why, Mr Farquhar!
Stuart Farquhar: The people for the coach, I mean.
Moira Plunkett: Oh, those. Yes, of course.
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[on arrival at the Palace Hotel in Elsbels]
Pepe: It's very lovings, no?
Stuart Farquhar: I beg your pardon, oh you mean lovely, oh yes very nice.
Pepe: It's all brand news, tables not sat in, chairs not sat in, lavatory not sat...
Stuart Farquhar: Yes, we needn't go into all that.
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Postcard Seller: Excuse me, mister - you like postcards? Very interesting!
Stuart Farquhar: Oh yes - Miss Plunkett, didn't you want a postcard to send to your mother?
[Stuart Farquhar looks at the postcards]
Stuart Farquhar: OOOOOOHHH.
Moira Plunkett: Any good?
Stuart Farquhar: No, I'm afraid they're quite unsuitable.
Moira Plunkett: Oh, are they naughty ones? Do let me see.
Stuart Farquhar: Certainly not.
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[outside the Wundatours Shop]
Bert Conway: Hey, son, hey! Is this for the dirty weekend?
Stuart Farquhar: This is the four-day trip to Elsbels, if that's what you mean?
Bert Conway: Same difference, isn't it?
Stuart Farquhar: Have you got a ticket?
Bert Conway: Certainly. I don't expect to get it for nothing - not the holiday anyway!
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Stuart Farquhar: [while being detained in the Spanish jail] I feel that I should point out that we are all British subjects.
Police Chief: I know, and you have my deepest sympathy.
Stuart Farquhar: Yes, quite. Well, I don't want to make an international incident out of this...
Police Chief: That is most kind of you, sir.
Stuart Farquhar: ...but I must protest most strongly about being detained in this way.
Police Chief: Naturally, sir.
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