Steve Campbell Quotes in Funny Bones (1995)

Steve Campbell: Tell me, of this list, which do you think is the odd one out? House... school... dog... cinema... church.

Jack Parker: [after some thought] Dog.

Steve Campbell: [smiles] Good!

Jack Parker: 'Cause a dog wouldn't go to the cinema, would it?

Steve Campbell: [stares at Jack for a bit, then composes himself] Which of *these* is the odd one out... Malice... jealousy... greed... envy... and... *kindness*.

Jack Parker: [triumphantly] 'And'!