Cora Flange Quotes in Carry on Abroad (1972)

Cora Flange: You filthy rotten stinking beast.

Vic Flange: What have I done now?

Cora Flange: Don't you come the innocent with me. You and that Sadie Tomkins..."Are you going on the same trip too? Oh well fancy that, yes fancy that." Well, I don't fancy that AT ALL!

Vic Flange: Oh, have a heart, darling, you know I need this holiday. You wouldn't want me to go without it just because she's going to be there.

Cora Flange: If she's going to be there, you won't be going without it!

Vic Flange: [flapping his hands like wings] Flying! You don't like flying, remember?

Cora Flange: [flapping her hands like wings] I don't like washing floors, but I'd still rather do that than you get some other scrubber!

Harry: I hear you're going on your holiday tomorrow then?

Vic Flange: Just a weekend.

Harry: All right for some, you taking the missus too?

Vic Flange: No, she won't go abroad. Doesn't like flying, do you, love?

Cora Flange: All the same, if I did, someone has to look after the pub.

Vic Flange: It's one of them new package deals. 17 quid, all in.

Harry: Where are you going to?

Vic Flange: Oh, some new resort in the Med.

Cora Flange: Oh, for Heaven's sake, Vic, why don't you tell him? Its a place called Elsbels.

Harry: Elsbels? The island?

Vic Flange: Yes.

Harry: Tomorrow?

Vic Flange: Yes.

Harry: Blimey, there's a coincidence for you.

Vic Flange: What is?

Harry: Sadie's going on the same trip!

Cora Flange: Coach? I though we were going by air?

Vic Flange: We have to go in the coach to get to the airport!

Cora Flange: But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either.

Vic Flange: Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?