Bert Conway Quotes in Carry on Abroad (1972)

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Bert Conway Quotes:

  • [outside the Wundatours Shop]

    Bert Conway: Hey, son, hey! Is this for the dirty weekend?

    Stuart Farquhar: This is the four-day trip to Elsbels, if that's what you mean?

    Bert Conway: Same difference, isn't it?

    Stuart Farquhar: Have you got a ticket?

    Bert Conway: Certainly. I don't expect to get it for nothing - not the holiday anyway!

  • Sadie Tompkins: Don't you understand? I don't want just a quick roll in the hay. I need something that's going to last.

    Bert Conway: Who says it's not going to last? We don't go home until tomorrow afternoon.

  • Bert Conway: Where's all the crumpet?

    Eustace Tuttle: I don't think they give us any tea!

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