Brother Bernard Quotes in Carry on Abroad (1972)

Brother Bernard: Morning. I'd just like to apologise to your friend about her skirt last night.

Marge: Oh, forget it. Sssh... Why don't you get your clothes off and get some sun?

Brother Bernard: Oh no, I couldn't do that.

Brother Martin: I say that's rather interesting, Brother Bernard. There are directions here for finding the tomb of St. Cecelia, the founder of our order.

Brother Bernard: [with no interest, Brother Bernard is distracted by the sight of Marge and Lily in bikinis] Oh, that's nice.

Brother Martin: Yes, isn't it? It is believed to lie in the middle of the island, about five miles north of the port of Elsbels. If we follow them, I think we might get somewhere.

Brother Bernard: [still watching the girls] Do you think we should?

Brother Martin: Ah, well, that is what we came for, isn't it?

Brother Bernard: Is it? I thought we were going to find the tomb of St. Cecelia.

Brother Martin: That is what I am talking about.

Brother Bernard: Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Martin. I was thinking of something else.

Brother Martin: If we made an early start perhaps we could have lunch in the village? Do you fancy that Brother Bernard?

Brother Bernard: [In reference to Marge and not the lunch] Not 'arf!