Derek Baxter Quotes in Josh and S.A.M. (1993)

Derek Baxter: I knew it!

Josh Whitney: Knew what Mr. Baxter?

Derek Baxter: Don't call me that, Josh, call me Dad.

Derek Baxter: There's this one thing I want to ask you Josh?, What day were you born on?

Josh Whitney: umm... uh... June 17th

Derek Baxter: That's uh, nine months back, that's the night we beat Carling, that's perfect... woo-hoo... that's homecoming night, I knew it!

Josh Whitney: Knew what Mr. Baxter?

Derek Baxter: Don't call me that... (blushes)... Call me Dad!

Derek Baxter: This is that kid, isn't it? This is that damn kid, isn't it?

[Sam hurls a pool ball, hitting Derek]

Sam Whitney: It worked, Josh, my aim is activated!

Derek Baxter: You little shit!