Sam Whitney Quotes in Josh and S.A.M. (1993)

Josh Whitney: You know, Sam, I didn't want to mention this with Mom around but I know a place where all kids who have to repeat a grade get together. It's way beyond the Bluffs, high above the Pacific Coast highway.

Sam Whitney: What do they do there?

Josh Whitney: Jump off.

Josh Whitney: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside?

Sam Whitney: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.

Curtis: Did Josh really kill a guy?

Sam Whitney: Dad is trying to cover for him, but I saw him. He beat him over the head with a pool stick he was so mad.

Leon: What was he so mad about?

Sam Whitney: The guy called him a homo.

Josh Whitney: Sam you're a genius!

Sam Whitney: Yeah well it's not my fault. They made me that way.

Sam Whitney: You're not my brother anymore!

Josh Whitney: What?

Sam Whitney: I just decided it, the same way Dad isn't Mom's Husband anymore

Josh Whitney: You must be dumber than Dad's stepsons, you can't divorce me

Sam Whitney: uh-huh, he can take you away like he took the lawn mower and the barbeque

Josh Whitney: Doesn't matter, i'd still be your brother wherever I was , evwn if I was a thousand million miles away!

Sam Whitney: I wish you were!

[Sam hurls a pool ball, hitting Derek]

Sam Whitney: It worked, Josh, my aim is activated!

Derek Baxter: You little shit!

[last lines]

Sam Whitney: Last night, Dad left his safe open and there was a file inside.

Josh Whitney: So?

Sam Whitney: It was about you.

[after Josh tells Sam to bite on a piece of tin foil]

Sam Whitney: OW!

Josh Whitney: Oh God, Sam, you're activated.

Josh Whitney: I just discovered something really bad that I have to tell you about.

Sam Whitney: I already know you're a homo.