Colonel William Sharp Quotes in Armageddon (1998)

Colonel William Sharp: Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met.

Colonel William Sharp: [In response to Rockhound riding the nuclear warhead] Get off... the nuclear... warhead.

Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.

Colonel William Sharp: Now.

Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?

Harry Stamper: For god's sakes, think about what you're doin'. Why are you listening to someone that's a 100,000 miles away? We're here, nobody down there can help us. So if we don't get this job done, everybody's gone.

Chick: One minute.

Harry Stamper: I have been drilling holes in the earth for 30 years. And I have never, NEVER missed a depth that I have aimed for. And by God, I am not gonna miss this one, I will make 800 feet.

Chick: 42 seconds.

Harry Stamper: But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help.

Colonel William Sharp: Do you swear on your daughter's life, on my family's, that you can hit that mark?

Harry Stamper: I will make 800 feet. I swear to God I will.

Colonel William Sharp: Then let's turn this bomb off.

Rockhound: What does that mean?

Colonel William Sharp: It means we've got a busted ship.

Rockhound: A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here? I had a great spot picked out there!

Rockhound: We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32 - give or take a few yards. Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles!

Colonel William Sharp: How the hell do you know that?

Rockhound: Because I'm a genius.

Watts: The gauges will not read; they're all peaked like we're plugged into some magnetic field

Rockhound: [sarcastically] Well, who on the spaceship wants to know why?

Gruber, Munitions Specialist: By all means.

Rockhound: The reason we were shooting for grid 8 was because thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. Which means you landed us on a goddamn iron plate!

Colonel William Sharp: United States astronauts train for years. You have twelve days.

Colonel William Sharp: This is insane.

Harry Stamper: [to Rockhound] Have you lost your mind?

Colonel William Sharp: He's got space dementia.

Colonel William Sharp: It takes two people to fly this thing. Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws.

Rockhound: I say we all stay and die.

[pause, everyone looks at Rockhound]

Rockhound: But that's me.

AJ: I'll draw. Let's draw.

Harry: Nobody's gonna draw straws. I'll stay and take care of it.

Chick: Well, I can't live with that sort of thing.

Lev Andropov: Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right?

Lev Andropov: Bullshit! No way I will let you volunteer for this, so I can go back to my home country like the man who did not volunteer! No way!

Bear: Hey man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance.

Rockhound: Hey guys? I-I know you guys think I'm crazy right now but, I would really like this responsibility.

Harry: All right. All right.

Rockhound: I can do it!

Harry: Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on.

Chick: I ain't drawin' against you, Harry.

Harry: Well, I'm gonna draw against you Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it.

[They draw straws]

Chick: Just gimme this thing.

Lev Andropov: [Lev looks at the straw he has drawn] Is this good, or bad?

[A.J. has drawn the short straw]

AJ: Oh man. Well, we all gotta die right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world.

Colonel William Sharp: [Just before zero barrier] Somethings not right, too much time has gone by. We're going back to do it ourselves.

Chick: Just don't, wait one minute.

Colonel William Sharp: [Seeing the drillers in their NASA uniforms, after most of them have failed their tests] Talk about the wrong stuff.

Colonel William Sharp: Miss Stamper. Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met.

Colonel William Sharp: We have visual of the target, Houston.

Colonel William Sharp: Houston, we have no fire,

Rockhound: What's that mean?

Colonel William Sharp: It means we got a busted ship.

Rockhound: A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here. I had a great spot picked out there.