Dottie Quotes in Armageddon (1998)

Karl: Get my phone book, get those names of those guys from NASA.

Dottie: Excuse me? Am I wearing a sign that says "Karl's slave"?

Karl: [shouting] Go get my goddamn phone book! Get the book! Get the book! Get the book!

Pee-wee: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

Dottie: I don't understand.

Pee-wee: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.

[Dottie answers the phone]

Dottie: Hello?

Pee-wee: Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee!

Dottie: Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?

Pee-wee: Texas!

Dottie: Huh?

Pee-wee: Honest! I'll prove it!

[singing]

Pee-wee: The stars at night are big and bright...

Passersby: [singing and clapping] ... deep in the heart of Texas!

[last lines]

Pee-wee: Come on, Dottie. Let's go.

Dottie: Let's go? Don't you wanna see the rest of the movie?

Pee-wee: I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.

[Pee-wee is offering a $10,000 reward to whoever finds his bike]

Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?

Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!

[Everyone is leaving Pee-wee's basement, just as Pee-wee goes on with his evidentiary meeting]

Dottie: Pee-wee, let's go up and get some fresh air, alright?

Pee-wee: What for?

Dottie: Because it's hot in here.

Pee-wee: Hot? Who's hot? Feels just fine to me.

[sarcastically]

Pee-wee: I feel just PERFECT! In fact, I can't remember when I felt quite so COZY down here!

Dottie: Pee-wee, I think I can get Chuck to give you a good break on one of the bikes in the shop.

Pee-wee: I don't want some other crappy bike!

Dottie: Well, Pee-wee, listen, if you want my help...

Pee-wee: [shouting] I DON'T want your help! I don't need the police and I DON'T NEED YOU!

[screaming]

Pee-wee: I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!

Dusty Crophopper: You said I wasn't cut out for this. I should have listened to you...

Dottie: Dusty, if you had listened to me, I would never have forgiven myself. Skip may have been wrong about what he did, but he was right about you. You're not a cropduster, you're a racer, and now the whole world knows it!

Dottie: You... look crazy

[stares down in horror at Bianca's pajamas and sock crock attire]

Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.

Bianca Piper: Alright, let's do this shit!

[upon looking at Jess' finished product]

Dottie: Fucking A!

Salvatore: [during Mary's marriage ceremony to Massimo, he objects] No. No!

Dottie: Oh, thank God!

Burt: Oh, hell, I object too!

[C.D. drops from a tree in front of the ladies]

C.D. Bales: Where am I?

Nina: You're in Nelson.

C.D. Bales: Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home!

[waves to sky]

C.D. Bales: Bye! What day is it?

Nina: Friday. "Dallas" is on.

C.D. Bales: Friday? Then it took no time! It didn't exist in time!

Dottie: What?

C.D. Bales: The spacecraft! I was walking along, and a spacecraft landed right in front of me.

Lydia: I read about this in the Enquirer. Did it have lights on it?

C.D. Bales: Lights? You never saw so many lights! It was like Broadway! Then this door opened. A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms! He walked like this:

[makes pucker sounds]

C.D. Bales: Then he took his palms, put them right on my face. Took me over to Roxanne's house, because they wanted to observe me.

Dottie: At Roxanne's house?

C.D. Bales: That's where they are right now!

Dottie: Ah, this is bullshit. We'll miss "Dallas", come on, girls, let's go.

C.D. Bales: You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women.

Nina: Why?

C.D. Bales: Because they wanted to have sex with them.

Sophie: Where?

C.D. Bales: Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing."

Lydia: We do!

Sophie: It's been so long!

Dottie: Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women?

[pause]

Dottie: Let's go and check it out!

Dottie: [to Angie] I remember you from high school. I see you're still a little conceited, huh?

Dottie: Way down deep he's very superficial.

Dottie: Where is the breakfast?

Libby: Brevoort. Charming old Hotel. So much more appropriate, don't you think, Lakey?

Lakey: What?

Libby: Kay and Harald giving the breakfast.

Lakey: City Hall would have been more appropriate too I think. Instead of trying to carry it off in Peter Styvesant's church. Harald not to the manor born, exactly.

Libby: How hard you can be, Lakey.

Dottie: Yet Kay adores you. And you used to like her best in your heart of hearts.

Lakey: You might spare me a cliché like "heart of hearts," Dottie.

Dottie: Sacrifice is dated, Mother. You don't reform a man. He just drags you down.