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Alva P. Hartley Quotes:

  • Alva P. Hartley: Here you are, Junior.

    [Alva hands Egbert his allotment of pills]

    Egbert: Gee, the neck as usual. I'm getting capsule-happy now.

  • Oliver: What a beautiful picture.

    Alva P. Hartley: Yes, that cost a lot of money. It's a Vandyke.

    Stanley: A what?

    Alva P. Hartley: A Vandyke. You know what a Vandyke is.

    Stanley: Oh, yeah. My uncle had one, but he had to have it shaved off.

    Oliver: Shh!

    Stanley: What?

    Oliver: Vandyke was a painter, not a beard.

  • [Stan and Ollie have been invited to dinner]

    Oliver: I'm famished.

    Alva P. Hartley: We'll start with the turkey.

    [he uncovers a tray holding a number of pills]

    Alva P. Hartley: Will you have light meat or dark?

    [Alva plunks some pills on the boys' plates]

    Stanley: Could I have another joint?

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