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Honey, have you ever seen a man knitting socks? -- Ezer Weizman
Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot? -- Jeremy Robert Johnson
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered? -- Bill Engvall
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What man have you ever seen who was contented with one crime only? -- Juvenal
When have you ever seen someone who had no doubts who was also correct about anything? -- Orson Scott Card
There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one? -- Mark Twain
Where have you ever found that man who stopped short after the perpetration of a single crime? -- Juvenal
It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them? -- Jean Rhys
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey- -- Jennifer Crusie
Finding a job is hard enough, but have you ever considered the odds and the challenges of finding a good man? -- Mika Brzezinski
When have you ever heard of a cantor or any artist turning anyone down when he is strongly urged to perform? -- Sholom Aleichem
When have you ever seen a one on one match up on this platform? Andrew Luck on offenseâ?¦going against J.J. Watt -- Bill Cowher
We have heard of many people who trusted God too little, but have you ever heard of anyone who trusted Him too much? -- Hudson Taylor
I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can. -- Jarod Kintz
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show. -- Alice Walker
Dogs are dim creatures, do not speak to me of their good sense--have you ever heard of a team of tomcats hauling a sled across the frozen wastes? -- John Banville
The ego holds us to this world. The ego is the feeling that you are. But you are not, nor have you ever been, nor will you ever be. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl? -- Tommy Lasorda
Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?''Oh, rather!''What do you do about it?''I generally take a couple of cocktails. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Suiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?''Oh, rather!''What do you do about it?''I generally take a couple of cocktails. -- P. G. Wodehouse
have you ever seen a genius out there looking for a job? it's the saddest thing in the world. no one will hire him. there is only one place where he is always welcome- at the bottom. -- Henry Miller
Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies? -- Tamora Pierce
I'd always avoided stuff like 'Where are they now?' or 'Whatever happened to?' Just 'No thanks, thanks for calling.' You tell me, have you ever seen a 'Whatever happened to' where they seemed anything but pathetic? -- Jackie Earle Haley
it used to be almost the first question (just after 'Can you type?') in the standard female job interview: 'Are you now, or have you ever, contemplated marriage, motherhood, or the violent overthrow of the U.S. government? -- Barbara Ehrenreich
But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - "Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this. -- Darynda Jones
Have you ever tried to split sawdust? -- Eugene McCarthy
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? -- Al Boliska
The only thing you ever have is now. -- Eckhart Tolle
When are you ever settled enough to have kids? -- Benedict Cumberbatch
Have you ever seen a pedant with a warm heart? -- Johann Kaspar Lavater
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. -- Will Rogers
Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes? -- Marilyn vos Savant
Have you ever wondered what your subconscious mind looks like? Well today, I can show you. -- David Icke
I affirm to you the tremendous potential you have, not beyond anything you could ever imagine. -- Stephen Covey
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -- Robert A. Heinlein
Have you ever considered changing the name Nasty Gal?' is probably the dumbest question I've ever heard. -- Sophia Amoruso
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. -- Artie Lange
Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you, ever. -- Holly Marie Combs
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough. -- Oprah Winfrey
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?' -- David Sedaris
To have command is to have all the power you will ever need. To have all the power you will ever need, is to have the world in the palm of you hand. -- Tiberius
If you ever, ever, ever want to complain about what's going on in the U.S., you should vote because then you have a right to. If you want to complain, you should vote. -- Ashley Greene
Singing harmony is not the same as singing a part in a choral group, where you know you're going to have to hit this note and then that note. There are nuances that change every day. Maybe today you have a slight cold or voice fatigue, or you've done something and there's a slight difference in your breathing. -- Phil Everly
You couldn't get me to go travel around and sit in a hotel room again. I have no interest in doing that. So everybody's happy. I am, at 74. Some people like doing it, but I never was much for that, anyway. It's a lot of work. So the only thing I miss about all of it is the camaraderie of the tour, but that doesn't offset the rest of it. -- Phil Everly
Have you ever felt love? -- Derrick Jensen
Have you ever eaten alien meat? -- Gwen Cooper
Have you ever had a broken heart? -- Frances Farmer
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP? -- Mitch Hedberg
Have you ever heard the earth breath? -- Kate Chopin
Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? -- Jimi Hendrix
do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob? -- James Patterson
The present moment is all you ever have. -- Eckhart Tolle
Have you ever had sex with a horse? -- Paul Merton
The only time you'll ever have is now. -- Brian Tracy
Have you ever felt worse after a run? -- George A. Sheehan
Did you ever have a sister? did you? -- William Faulkner
Have you ever wonder about the misery of sleep? -- Lailah Gifty Akita
Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? -- Wilhelm Steinitz
Life is greater than you have ever known it. -- Ernest Holmes
You are all you will ever have for certain. -- June Havoc
Have you ever met a war you didn't love? -- William Kristol
You are in every line I have ever read. -- Charles Dickens
You are the loveliest thing that I have ever known. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Arrogance will kill anything and everything you ever possibly have. -- Dominic Riccitello
Have you ever noticed how bored people are also boring? -- Amy Dickinson
Reality lies in the greatest enchantment you have ever experienced. -- Hugo Von Hofmannsthal
Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful. -- Jimi Hendrix
You are actually the worst person I have ever met. -- Alexandra Bracken
The only burden you have ever had is your mind. -- Robert Adams
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life? -- Russell Howard
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? -- Norton Juster
Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities? -- Stanley Kubrick
Ever to confess you're bored means you have no Inner Resources. -- John Berryman
Have you ever seen innovation where someone didn't take a risk? -- Jean Case
Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely! -- Robert A. Heinlein
Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected? -- Shannen Doherty
You have Within you more love than you could ever understand. -- Rumi
Have I mentioned you are the hottest geek I've ever known ? -- J.R. Ward
If you can read, you don't ever have to be lonely. -- Maggie Osborne
All I ever have to be is what you made me. -- Amy Grant
Do you ever have the feeling you're a tourist on earth? -- Richard Bach
Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf? -- Carrie Vaughn
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? -- Jack Nicholson
Have you ever tried?" "No." Then don't tell me I can't. -- Melissa Marr
If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun. -- Chris Smither
Ever wonder how many angels you have? All of them. They insisted. -- Mike Dooley
Future is one of the wildest experiences that you will ever have. -- J.T.Abraham
Mothering you is the first thing of consequence I have ever done. -- Kelly Corrigan
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. -- Will Rogers
If you ever have need of my life, come and take it. -- Anton Chekhov
Have you ever found anything that gives you relief?"... "Yes. A drink -- E. B. White
Have you ever noticed, the saddest person has the most beautiful smile -- Kid Cudi
Trust your intuition. It is the best friend you will ever have. -- Judith Orloff
Everything you have ever heard about the strangeness of Hollywood is true! -- Guy Gavriel Kay
Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours. -- C. S. Lewis
If you have ever been to couples therapy it's really, really challenging. -- Sandra Oh
Now's the best time you'll ever have in life to get ahead! -- Zig Ziglar
Retirement: A Time to Become Much More than You Have Ever Been -- Ernie J Zelinski
Have you ever once in your life reached out to touch infinity? -- Ellen Hopkins
Don't ever second-guess a strong feeling that you have. Trust your gut. -- Allison DuBois
Anything you could ever want or be you already have and are. -- David O. Russell
Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? -- Sol Luckman
Sam?" Rachel askedDo you know you have the saddest sad face ever?" -- Maggie Stiefvater
Sam?" Rachel asked. "Do you know you have the saddest sad face ever? -- Maggie Stiefvater
It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! -- Stephen Coonts
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? -- Charlie Pierce
Don't ever have a rule that you won't enforce with your best player. -- Doug Collins
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? -- George Bernard Shaw
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? -- Art Buchwald
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? -- George Carlin
The worst loss you've ever experienced is the greatest gift you can have. -- Byron Katie
If you ever care about things, that means they have power over you. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be? -- Jasper Fforde
I don't think you ever know in yourself whether you have gone mad. -- Chris Lowe
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat -- Bobby Heenan
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If I ever wear a Chelsea shirt, you have permission to kill me. -- Cesc Fabregas

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