Gwen Cooper quotes:

My philosophy when it came to pets was much like that of having children: You got what you got, and you loved them unconditionally regardless of whatever their personalities or flaws turned out to be.

Have you ever eaten alien meat?

Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

To be a person who loves books is to be half in love with the idea of New York.

Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four.

So I didn't adopt Homer because he was cute and little and sweet, or because he was helpless and needed me. I adopted him because when you think you see something so fundamentally worthwhile in someone else, you don't look for the reasons - like bad timing or a negative bank balance - that might keep it out of your life. You commit to being strong enough to build your life around it, no matter what. In doing so, you begin to become the thing you admire.

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.