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Life is just a bowl of pits. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl. -- Princess Margaret
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. -- Lefty Gomez
Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff. -- Fuzzy Zoeller
Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love, love a laugh, laugh and love. -- Bob Fosse
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. -- Kingman Brewster, Jr.
I like to eat cheese out of a bowl everyday. -- Willow Smith
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Personally, I enjoy a bowl of brown rice for breakfast most of the time. -- Kathy Freston
I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl. -- Robert Plant
I would love a bowl of Frosties, but I start the day with something healthier like a bowl of yoghurt or berries. -- Rachel Stevens
No matter how I cut my hair, when it grows out, it will always grow out into The Bowl. I just naturally have a bowl. -- Justin Lee
The bowl dispels corroding cares. -- Horace
Is that a professional bread bowl? -- Dustin Scott
Never break another man's rice bowl. -- Akio Morita
A turtle does come in it's own bowl -- Mike Dirnt
When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl. -- Sandra Dallas
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. -- Ron White
It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl. -- Cassandra Clare
People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite. -- Dan Quayle
I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl. -- Paula Fox
Life's a bowl of punch, go ahead and spike it! -- Nick Hexum
A scoop of pure honey set in a green bowl. -- Peter Godfrey-Smith
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. -- Bill Hader
Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region. -- Joe Tex
A bowl rotates faster at the top than at the bottom. -- Aminu Kano
The bowl games are only supposed to be a fun reward. -- Woody Hayes
Mold clay into a bowl. The empty space makes it useful. -- Laozi
Zimbabwe, once the breadbasket of Africa, is now its dust bowl. -- Ilana Mercer
It's a cold bowl of chili when love lets you down. -- Neil Young
The distance a goldfish swims is not controlled by the bowl. -- Les Coleman
Shakin' like a bowl of soup and make your body loop-de-loop. -- Sam Cooke
Give me a bowl of wine, In this I bury all unkindness. -- William Shakespeare
I know that living with me was not a bowl of cherries. -- Steve Jobs
Just give it everything you've got and bowl as fast as possible. -- Imran Khan
Behind every successful woman(author) is a non-demanding husband content with a fruit-bowl. -- Andy Paula
Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl. -- Dorothy Draper
Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide. -- Niall Quinn
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants -- Chris Farley
I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal. -- Mahershala Ali
The body is the womb of the soul, a begging bowl for spirit... -- Gabrielle Roth
He missed you like a fish in a bowl misses the open sea. -- Catherynne M. Valente
[I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy. -- Megan Whalen Turner
Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? -- Bret Hart
Life is a bowl of cherries just make sure you spit out the pits -- Dawson C. Walton
For a lovely bowl Let us arrange these flowers... For there is no rice -- Matsuo Basho
Whom has not the inspiring bowl made eloquent? [Lat., Foecundi calices quem non fecere disertum.] -- Horace
In Knoxville, they're still doing cartwheels because they went 7-6 and won a bowl game. -- Steve Spurrier
He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.' -- Jim Colletto
The only bowl Rutgers is going to is the one I just got off of. -- Glenn Foley
I never feel more useful than when I'm making my kids a bowl of soup. -- Mary-Louise Parker
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. -- Dylan Moran
Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating like an onion in a bowl of stew. -- Fabian
Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor. -- Patrick Rothfuss
America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden. -- Joe Bastianich
Waltes is still played, which is a bowl and dice game that's traditional for this area. -- Richard Dyer
I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl. -- Stephen Colbert
I will not look at another's bowl intent on finding fault: a training to be observed. -- Gautama Buddha
And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl Brimming over with quivering curds! -- Lewis Carroll
A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. -- Tommy Cooper
Now that the lilacs are in bloom She has a bowl of lilacs in her room -- T. S. Eliot
Am I really just a narcissist, Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque? -- Rick Ross
Go to a graduation party, put out a fish bowl, and you have a gold record. -- Isaac Slade
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. -- Erma Bombeck
Five tender apricots in a blue bowl, a brief and exact promise of things to come. -- Frances Mayes
The gift finds the man attractive who stands with an empty bowl he does not own. -- Lewis Hyde
Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball. -- Sharon Creech
I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll. -- Bessie Smith
Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head. -- WeeKittyAndTAT
I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta. -- Naomi Campbell
Contemplating the bowl, it is possible to see the interdependent elements which give rise to the bowl. -- Nhat Hanh
Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards. -- Perry Brass
I made a wish on a sliver of moonlightA sly grin and a bowl full of stars -- Tom Waits
I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl. -- Janet Street-Porter
Sometimes, you just have to go in there and bowl people over with your sheer force of will. -- Jennifer Yuh Nelson
If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference! -- Harry Redknapp
If I've to bowl to Sachin, I'll bowl with my helmet on. He hits the ball so hard. -- Dennis Lillee
Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis clogs the pipe. -- Jarod Kintz
Searching for the Truth through words and speech is like sticking your head in a bowl of glue. -- Yuanwu Keqin
I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself. -- Chris Hardwick
Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt. -- Laozi
The simple dignity of a child drinking a bowl of milk embodies the fascination of an ancient rite. -- Carl Sandburg
I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. -- Christopher Titus
I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example of life imitating art. -- Jarod Kintz
I make a big salad bowl just for myself, double or triple the size of a normal salad. -- Joel Fuhrman
My last meal on Earth, I would love it to be a bowl of blueberries with cold cream. -- Rene Redzepi
Â?I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.Â? -- Lawrence Taylor
Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt. -- Laozi
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. -- Bill Cosby
Make of the Silence your to-do tasks, of the compassion your wealth and of the meditation your beggar's bowl. -- Guru Nanak
He licked his bowl and he looked at me, and then he did the wild thing on my leg. -- Tone-Loc
I had a bowl cut for years, and glasses. When Harry Potter became famous, I looked just like him. -- Joe Jonas
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. -- Robert Pattinson
A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober. -- John William Fletcher
I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back -- James M. Barrie
If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours! -- Eleanor Roosevelt
There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes. -- Jeff Olson
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? -- Albert Einstein
Let first the onion flourish there, Rose among roots, the maiden-fair, Wine-scented and poetic soul Of the capacious salad bowl. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! -- Louise Rennison
I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl. -- Jane Asher
Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl...... it even makes the milk taste like tacos! -- Harry Styles
As long as weâ??ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book weâ??ll be fine. -- Louis Tomlinson
The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right? -- Mo Willems
Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning. -- Jim Butcher
I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor. -- Jesse Ball
The Emmy will have no effect on me, from the standpoint that you've still got to wash your bowl after breakfast. -- Charles Keating, Jr.
Fill the bowl with rosy wine, around our temples roses twine, And let us cheerfully awhile, like wine and roses, smile. -- Abraham Cowley
But love, like wine, gives a tumultuous bliss, Heighten'd indeed beyond all mortal pleasures; But mingles pangs and madness in the bowl. -- Edward Young
For next several years PSU can focus on rebuilding its athletic culture, not worrying about whether it's going to a bowl game. -- Mark Emmert
Dhoni backed Jadeja to play aggressively and backed Ishant to bowl short. I have not seen a better Indian captain than him. -- Kapil Dev
On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. -- Kate Beckinsale
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. -- James Joyce
I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
Next to jazz music, there is nothing that lifts the spirit and strengthens the soul more than a good bowl of chili. -- Harry James
When people come to my shows, they have the freedom to feel something, and we're all just a big bowl of feels. -- Christina Perri
And I am aware of my heart: it opens and closes Its bowl of red blooms out of sheer love of me. -- Sylvia Plath
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn't such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones -- Jeaniene Frost

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