Mike Dirnt quotes:

I think that's the most important thing you can do to be a real person - is to be honest with yourself.

Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary.

All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.

Listen to the silence. Listen to your life. Be present, not just think about what's going on next week, next month.

At the end of the day, if you follow the music, it'll take you on a really, really great journey

There isn't an audience in the world that Billie Joe can't command.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

A turtle does come in it's own bowl

Green Day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good.

I'm an optimistic agnostic. I think the second we die, within a matter of seconds, everybody else arrives, and that's the party, and you live your hell on earth.

I'm an optimist, so I believe in some sort of life after death; I don't know what kind.

If you start planning too far ahead, the next thing you know you forget you're living today

Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!

Be yourself. Unless you have the option to be Batman, then always be Batman.

Grab life by the balls and squeeze.

I always said that the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.

Happiness is a road traveled, not a destination.

I started playing bass for the same reason everyone else does "? I'm a lousy guitarist.

It makes me extremely proud to make punk rock the biggest music in the world right now.

It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won't help you when you're dead

Music's awesome, it's the closest thing we have to magic.

We work super hard to not have to work

When I listen to songs, I can smell a rat. I like songs that speak to me with some deeper truth.