Joe Tex quotes:

Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Brazil in my younger days).

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.