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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. -- A. P. Herbert
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. -- Ambrose Bierce
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. -- Wayne Rooney
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever. -- Colin Baker
I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it. -- Jimmy Dean
I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed to turn that into Savannah red rice because they were big into that sausage, tomato-y, bell pepper-y rice mixture. -- Paula Deen
Think of the man who first tried German sausage. -- Jerome K. Jerome
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. -- Eugene Field
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made. -- Mark Twain
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. -- Otto von Bismarck
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night -- Otto von Bismarck
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ... -- Henrik Ibsen
You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. -- Bert Cooper
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. -- Anthony Bourdain
Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it. -- George R. R. Martin
My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant. -- Jamie Oliver
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water. -- William S. Burroughs
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage. -- Diana Gabaldon
Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy. -- David Sedaris
Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage. -- Richard Proenneke
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. -- Eric Carle
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc. -- Darynda Jones
I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that stuff, so now I find myself not eating any of that, no red meat, no sausage. It's basically a vegetarian diet with a little bit of fish. I drink quarts of carrot juice, quarts of cranberry juice, endless amounts of water and nothing else. -- Joe Eszterhas
Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up. -- Donald Rumsfeld
Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time. -- Miller Barber
Everyone from Canada and from here contributed [to the Sausage Party] - it truly is, like, every market. -- Evan Goldberg
Seth [Rogen] and Evan [Goldberg] finally convinced a company to finance the film [ Sausage Party] and Sony to distribute it. -- David Krumholtz
We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter. -- Seth Rogen
There's going to be a Halloween costume [of lavash from Sausage Party]. The whole thing is just so ridiculous. It's nice. It's silly, and it's surreal. -- David Krumholtz
There's a big song at the beginning [of Sausage Party], and that was really fun to do. It felt like we were living out a dream of being the South Park guys for a minute. -- Evan Goldberg
Personally, it's not my thing, and I don't love it. But I have a soft spot for it now. Who knows? Maybe the lavash market will explode after this movie [Sausage Party]. Lavash will become an everyday thing for people. -- David Krumholtz
There's nothing I could say that would make it so anyone is disappointed when they see it. In other words, I can trumpet it all I want, but it's just that good. It's a really layered film [Sausage Party], strangely enough. -- David Krumholtz
We made the song a big part of the story [Sausage Party ] itself, in that it's kind of their prayer that they say every morning, because we found that just to have an arbitrary song felt too unrealistic within the reality of our talking food movie. -- Seth Rogen
It's the weirdest thing. Evan [Goldberg] was just telling me how weird it is that we won't be working on Sausage Party, to which I said, "Hopefully, we'll be working on Sausage Party 2." It was almost ten years ago when we came up with the idea. -- Seth Rogen
There's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 1 and 2, and Ratatouille. It's super surreal. We've been working on this for eight years nonstop. Every week we've had a Sausage Party meeting, and now it won't be on our to-do list anymore. It's like the end of summer camp. -- Evan Goldberg
I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. -- A. P. Herbert
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. -- Ambrose Bierce
I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage. -- Tom Colicchio
That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early. -- Prince Charles
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. -- Harlan Coben
If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage. -- Ferran Adria
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'. -- Sebastian Horsley
Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products. -- Earl Campbell
You can't negotiate in public. People won't make concessions in public. They will do that in private. Like sausage making, you have to do it behind closed doors. -- Jonathan Powell
One of my insecurities was my looks. I was short, cute and chubby, and Dad used to call me his 'little fat sausage.' But I always knew I had musical talent. -- Suzi Quatro
I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with carrots, sundried tomato paste and chopped chorizo sausage. -- Deborah Moggach
Chinese sausage, which is widely available from Asian grocers and online, is sweet, rich, and enticingly smoky. I add it to steamed rice with strips of omelette and a few baby veg stir-fried with soy. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 12:30 and have two hearty soups like shrimp corn chowder and lentil sausage soup, which can be made a day or two ahead. -- Ina Garten
If I'm working as an engineer for another band, the responsibility for brilliance pretty much rests on their shoulders. I think I'm pretty good, but I'm not good enough to turn a trout into a sausage, or the other way around. -- Steve Albini
I found university a little dispiriting. I thought I would enter the great halls of Plato, but instead I entered the halls of an intellectual sausage factory. I wanted to do something not on the main course, and chose the environment. -- Bjorn Lomborg
I am not interested in being a Barbie doll and turning myself into a sausage for the next 20 years. I want to follow actresses like Helen Mirren and Judi Dench who have lines on their faces and aren't afraid of playing their age. -- Kim Cattrall
At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during 'Meat Is Murder.' -- Paul Merton
For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Gregg's bakers, though, I'll say that. The opening of the 1977 'Star Wars' movie was possibly the only time I've seen a longer queue round the block than in Glasgow for sausage rolls. That was quite an eye-opener. -- Darren Boyd
I love to make soups. My father used to say, 'There's nothing like a nice bowl of soup.' One of my favorites is... ready? Broccolini, white bean and hot Italian sausage soup. I've used escarole. Escarole in beans is unbelievable, or you can use bok choy, any kind. You can really fool around. That's one of my good ones. -- Tony Danza
Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage. -- Lord Byron
Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage? -- Paul Claudel
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. -- Boris Johnson
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage. -- Terry Pratchett
Spanish chorizo is a spicy cured sausage that's especially tasty with clams. -- Tom Douglas
He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. -- Henry James
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ... -- Vivian Stanshall
A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage. -- Oliverio Girondo
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made. -- Mark Twain
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. -- Tom Robbins
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No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. -- Maureen Johnson
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. -- Jack Whitehall
There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws. -- Mark Twain
There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation. -- Otto von Bismarck
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! -- Andy Rooney
When we think of memetic culture, it is the sausage factory of the old days. -- Christopher Poole
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. -- A. P. Herbert
I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber. -- Jarod Kintz
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body. -- Mark Forsyth
I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids. -- Cody Lundin
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage! -- Busta Rhymes
Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage. -- Don Murray
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made -- Otto von Bismarck
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. -- Lou Reed
How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase book. -- Regina Doman
I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own. -- Adolf Hitler
I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage. -- Frances Trollope
I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage. -- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I'm half ground, that I don't want to be a sausage after all. -- Jessamyn West
Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be. -- Hillary Clinton
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage. -- Ernst Toller
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash
Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He's wearing skinny jeans, which look very much like denim sausage casings. -- John Green
I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made. -- Olivia Munn
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka. -- Alexander Lebed

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