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They call me Tater Salad -- Ron White
Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life. -- Cyril Connolly
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. -- Helen Rowland
Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time. -- Janet Street-Porter
A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. -- Lord Byron
It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain't got time for this, just be happy and don't be stupid. If I've got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I'm not worried. -- Adele
You don't win friends with salad. -- Homer
He toss my salad like his name Romaine -- Nicki Minaj
My salad days, When I was green in judgment. -- William Shakespeare
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. -- Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl. -- Dorothy Draper
What do women really want? They eat green salad and drink human blood. -- Saul Bellow
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad -- Denis Leary
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -- Miles Kington
The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. -- Beyonce Knowles
Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were. -- Mark Hamill
I was born in the Midwest, where salad was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods. -- Candy Crowley
Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form, from the simplest rendition to a colorful kitchen-sink approach. -- Marcus Samuelsson
Molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition ... Like television, gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn't make it anywhere else. -- Peg Bracken
To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar. -- Oscar Wilde
Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that surrounds the king. The countries are the soup, the meat, the vegetables, the salad, but bread is king. -- Louis Bromfield
I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. -- Mitch Albom
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. -- Dan Castellaneta
You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism. -- Erma Bombeck
Salad is roughage and a French idea. -- M. F. K. Fisher
Salad freshens without enfeebling and fortifies without irritating. -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know. -- Alan Ayckbourn
Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. -- Douglas Coupland
I recorded this album in a windowless room in Brooklyn by myself. I think Chamber of Reflection sums the album up better than Salad Days to tell you the truth. -- Mac DeMarco
My aunt took me to see 'Salad Days' when I was seven. This story of a magic piano that infects everyone who hears it infected me, too. It was a Road to Damascus moment in my life. -- Cameron Mackintosh
That's kind of the weird thing about Salad Days. I had to block time off from touring and tell my management and label like no press, no nothing. Let me make an album. You guys are running me dead. -- Mac DeMarco
'Salad Days' refers to a youthful or innocent period. And a lot of people having been asking me already so you jaded? And I'm not, I'm 23. It's me reflecting, I had to re-learn to have fun with music and I had to re-count my blessings. -- Mac DeMarco
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. -- George M. Humphrey
I eat a lot of salad, a little meat, and some fruit. That's all. But I like sweets. -- Sophia Loren
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. -- Jeff Foxworthy
If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad. -- Dolly Parton
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure. -- Sloane Crosley
Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee. -- Richard Simmons
The perfect dressing is essential to the perfect salad, and I see no reason whatsoever for using a bottled dressing, which may have been sitting on the grocery shelf for weeks, even months - even years. -- Julia Child
I like to cook simple things, like vegetable egg-white omelets; roast chicken; sauteed chicken breast with curry powder; and Greek salad. Just things that are fresh and healthy and fast and easy, because I have such a crazy schedule. -- Sasha Cohen
I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid crap and pack soup and salad. I cook pork chops or turkey tacos for dinner. -- Kaley Cuoco
My English was limited to vacationing and not really engaging with Americans. I knew 'shopping' and 'eating' English - I could say 'blue sweater,' 'creme brulee,' and 'Caesar salad,' - so I came here thinking I spoke English. -- Salma Hayek
Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC. -- Joan Collins
When I'm doing a movie, I eat the same thing every day. For lunch, it's tuna salad or chicken salad and cole slaw. That's it. For dinner it's either veal and rice, fish and rice or steak and rice. It gets boring; boy, does it get boring. -- Sylvester Stallone
In L.A., I get a meal delivery service called Diet Designs. I like a nice butter lettuce salad with some avocado, fresh grapefruit, shredded chicken breast and raw almond slices with a sesame vinaigrette dressing. I also love juicing and am kind of obsessed with it. -- Fergie
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Marjorie Gubelmann
Right now I'd love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and some fantastic lamb. Or sipping a little ouzo. I think the Mediterranean diet is one of the healthiest... Lots of nuts, vegetables, fruits, fresh fish, lean meats, yogurt. -- Cat Cora
My family lived off the land and summer evening meals featured baked stuffed tomatoes, potato salad, corn on the cob, fresh shelled peas and homemade ice cream with strawberries from our garden. With no air conditioning in those days, the cool porch was the center of our universe after the scorching days. -- David Mixner
My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way we can make this more difficult? Because let's do that. I don't mean to complicate things. It's just - why buy pre-packaged potato salad when you can spend your morning boiling potatoes and flipping out because there's no dill in the house? -- Sloane Crosley
It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when you shake that bottle up, all the ingredients mix together and then the dressing can add flavor to a salad. In the same way, we can stir ourselves up and regain the reverence, respect and awe we once had for the Lord. -- Joyce Meyer
call it chicken salad -- Sarah Dessen
I'm anti-cheese in a salad. -- Larry David
From salad dressings all blessings flow. -- Paul Newman
Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. -- Sarah Dessen
Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. -- Augusten Burroughs
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The horse does not eat cucumber salad -- Johann Philipp Reis
It was a salad bar of phobias -- Augusten Burroughs
I want to focus on my salad. -- Martha Stewart
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. -- Denise Van Outen
Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle -- Mike Ditka
Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs. -- Zach Galifianakis
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers -- Joe Kuhel
A salad is not a meal, it is a style. -- Fran Lebowitz
I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden. -- Roberto Burle Marx
I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar. -- Black Thought
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. -- Jen Lancaster
A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad. -- Jeffery Russell
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze. -- Terry Pratchett
I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food. -- Jan Fields
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films. -- Paul Newman
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
A tuna steak and a salad? Seventy bucks. Welcome to Los Angeles. -- Mark Zupan
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad. -- Jennifer Ellison
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial. -- Larry David
It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat. -- William Butler Yeats
A southerner would fry a salad if he could figure out how. -- Joe Thompson
A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor. -- Sean Covey
Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad -- Richard Dreyfuss
Im straight... But my girl a faggot... Potato on the barrel... Potato salad -- Lil Wayne
Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be. -- PewDiePie
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. -- Woody Allen
I think she ate a salad and some soup. And loneliness. She ate that, too. -- Markus Zusak
I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad. -- Bear Bryant
Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree -- Oliver Goldsmith
The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff. -- Paul McCartney
I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad! -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Our Garrick 's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree! -- Oliver Goldsmith
Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots. -- Kristen Bell
"Subterranean Homesick Blues" [of Bob Dylan] captures, in word-salad format, life in an encroaching police state. -- Bob Dylan
Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine. -- Albert Brooks
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The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk. -- W. H. Auden
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. -- Terry Pratchett
I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate. -- Stephanie Ellis
Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. -- Bill Maher
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. -- Barbara Kingsolver
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I make a big salad bowl just for myself, double or triple the size of a normal salad. -- Joel Fuhrman
call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too. -- Sarah Dessen
One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied. -- Jim Gaffigan
For meals, I'm big into quinoa or rocket salad with a protein like shrimp of chicken added to it. -- Jessica Stroup
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. -- Rita Rudner
Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there. -- Dane Cook
Tom Cruise has-we all have-the right to practice how we feel...don't judge someone until they have tossed your salad. -- John Travolta
Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all. -- Madonna Ciccone
I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing. -- Donald Miller
My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. -- Woody Allen
Let first the onion flourish there, Rose among roots, the maiden-fair, Wine-scented and poetic soul Of the capacious salad bowl. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad. -- William Shatner
My eating habits were so bad for many years that I didn't actually know the intricacies of making a salad. -- Maureen Dowd
I would say that's my normal thing, salad for lunch with chicken or some sort of protein and then pasta. -- Devon Windsor
One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal. -- Myrtle Reed
Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables and salad. -- Parker Young
I never eat salad. I make sure I don't put a lot of junk into my system, but I hate vegetables! -- Rihanna
Whoa!" he says with a smile. The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepen. "Chicken salad a la George Orwell! -- Haruki Murakami
Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy. -- William Safire

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