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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' -- Rita Rudner
A new car is not going to change your life. -- Monica Ali
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. -- Prince Philip
The percentage you're paying is too high priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams. -- Steve Winwood
You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired. -- Sergey Brin
The culture is going into a psychological depression. We are concerned about our place in the world, about being competitive: Will my children have as much as I have? Will I ever own my own home? How can I pay for a new car? Are immigrants taking away my white world? -- James Hillman
The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car. -- Lady Gaga
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about "New Car Interior"? -- Rita Rudner
People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car. -- Orlando Bloom
We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready. -- Larry Dixon
I can now shed the child-actor thing, like the fat, and start a new career, because no one sees me as Dudley. -- Harry Melling
Here is a new car, a new iPhone. We buy. We discard. We buy again. In recent years, we've been doing it faster. -- Arlie Russell Hochschild
I wasn't one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded. -- Christina Applegate
Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind. -- Rett MacPherson
I thought boxes were the best toy. When my parents got a new car, I ran to my mother and said, 'Did it come in a box?' -- Colin Angle
Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both. -- Patricia Briggs
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. -- Harvey Diamond
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman
Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy. -- Brian Posehn
I've actually made a prediction that within 30 years a majority of new cars made in the United States will be electric. And I don't mean hybrid, I mean fully electric. -- Elon Musk
I never wanted to separate from either wife. It was accumulated stress. We had virtually no time to ourselves. After politics we were both working very hard to establish new careers. -- John Hewson
What I've learned during my life is that the near future is 90% identical to the present - if you buy a new car today, it'll probably still be on the road in 2022. -- Charles Stross
I've done movies I'm very proud of, but there's always a sense of: 'Come see this shiny new car!' The question I hate the most is: 'Why should people see it?' -- Oscar Isaac
I'm not against people having new cars. I'm against them having you. We spend a tremendous amount impressing somebody at the stoplight who we'll never meet. It makes you broke and keeps you broke. -- Dave Ramsey
We are losing the war against cancer. The prohibition of new carcinogenic products, reduction of toxins in use, and right-to-know laws - these are among the legislative proposals which could reverse the cancer epidemic. -- Samuel Epstein
It's very hard for me to get a new car. It's really hard for me to get a new house. It's really hard for me to move on from the things that give me stability. -- Jodie Foster
For Nirvana, putting out their first major-label record was like getting into a new car. But the runaway success was like suddenly discovering that the car was a Ferrari and the accelerator pedal was Krazy Glued to the floorboard. -- Michael Azerrad
I live a fairly simple life, and that didn't change much after I sold TechCrunch in 2010. I didn't buy a new house or even a new car. The one thing I did splurge on was a boat. Nothing too fancy or large. -- Michael Arrington
I want a car that will last 10 years or longer because I totally hate the process of researching, shopping for a new car, and then haggling for the price. I wish I could just snap my fingers and my car is there. -- Kiran Ahluwalia
I love driving. I still drive a 1993 Toyota Camry. I do want to get an electric car, but it's less of a carbon footprint if you keep your old, fuel-efficient car on the road than if you say 'build me a whole new car.' -- Josh Fox
The massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a duty to vote. This is like being told you have a duty to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy. -- Hunter S. Thompson
If you think about jeans or phones or television, we are used to new brands popping up right and left. But in the car industry, we grew up with Mercedes, BMW, General Motors, and Ford, and nobody can remember during his or her upbringing a new car brand coming to life. -- Henrik Fisker
My personal fascination with the power of the crowd has been growing: Exactly what can a 'crowd' accomplish? We know crowds can raise billions of dollars, create Wikipedia, and even design and build small autonomous drones. But how about something large and complex like designing a new car, and maybe someday even a spaceship? -- Peter Diamandis
To learn anything other than the stuff you find in books, you need to be able to experiment, to make mistakes, to accept feedback, and to try again. It doesn't matter whether you are learning to ride a bike or starting a new career, the cycle of experiment, feedback, and new experiment is always there. -- Charles Handy
Too many people try to do the new job, new spouse, new house, new car thing in 18 months. That's a good way to end up broke. We've got to resist the temptation to catch up with our parents in 18 months. Slow down. You have the rest of your life to play catch up. After all, it's just stuff. -- Dave Ramsey
Part of us believes the new car is better because it lasts longer. But, in fact, that's the worst thing about the new car. It will stay around to disappoint you, whereas a trip to Europe is over. It evaporates. It has the good sense to go away, and you are left with nothing but a wonderful memory. -- Daniel Gilbert
Faith is the substance of hope - of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. So if you can hope for it and imagine it, and keep imagining and hoping and seeing yourself driving a new car, or seeing yourself getting that job, or seeing yourself excel, seeing yourself help that person - that is faith. -- Duane Chapman
Put a small child in a playpen with an apple and a bunny. If s/he eats the apple and plays with the bunny, s/he's normal;but if s/he eats the bunny and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Somewhere along the line we must have been TAUGHT to do the wrong thing. -- Maynard James Keenan
I wondered how long it took for a baby to become yours, for familiarity to set in. Maybe as long as it took a new car to lose that scent, or a brand-new house to gather dust. Maybe that was the process more commonly described as bonding: the act of learning your child as well as you know yourself. -- Jodi Picoult
Marketers use big data profiling to predict who is about to get pregnant, who is likely to buy a new car, and who is about to change sexual orientations. That's how they know what ads to send to whom. The NSA, meanwhile, wants to know who is likely to commit an act of terrorism - and for this, they need us. -- Douglas Rushkoff
The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car. -- Stephen Merchant
I am a spiritual person in an eastern religion kind of way. I learned that happiness for all of us is a switch that you flick in your brain. It doesn't have anything to do with getting a new house, a new car, a new girlfriend, or a new pair of shoes. Our culture is very much about that; we are never happy with what we have today. -- Tom Ford
I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me, 'If I give you $10,000, will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?' And within a year, he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job. -- Patti Stanger
When I was born, my mama's pussy had the new car smell. -- Ryan Montgomery
The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers." -- Adlai Stevenson
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one. -- Evan Esar
The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers. -- Adlai Stevenson
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. -- Mignon McLaughlin
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You can always tell a car door, no other door sounds quite like it.("New York Blues") -- Cornell Woolrich
Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying. -- Rodney Dangerfield
You make alterations, affecting your pose, a new house, a new car, a new job, a new nose. -- Ray Davies
I cannot see myself in a new car. I am a tiny white van person. That is what i want! -- Alexander McCall Smith
Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that traffic is congested and unbearably slow. -- George Mikes
When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter. -- Stephen Colbert
When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter. -- Stephen Colbert
What new thoughts are suggested by seeing a face of country quite familiar, in the rapid movement of the rail-road car! -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years. -- Ross Perot
I've been in California for about 15 years now. You're always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much. -- Jimmy Smits
I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car? -- Fran Lebowitz
I've made movies that cost less than one car chase. But that's part of the pleasure of doing it, pushing yourself in new directions. -- Sam Mendes
As we drive down the freeways, we see the new cars, but not the massive new-car loans that enslave their drivers to the banks. -- Gerry Spence
In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car. -- Ethan Hawke
As a driver, you always want to be in the car getting as much experience as possible; especially when there's something new like different tyres. -- Romain Grosjean
I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car, or make my head three feet thick. -- Huey Lewis
Making a new car is so expensive that the risk factor is what takes the unique ideas and keeps reanalyzing them until they become very similar. -- Charles Pelly
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. -- Steven Wright
As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. -- Kate Smith
In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time - the steamboat, the canal boat, and the rail car. -- John Moody
In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time - the steamboat, the canal boat, and the rail car -- John Moody
If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car! -- Prince
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing -- Stephen Wright
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake." -- Henny Youngman
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. -- David Mitchell
What the new mate, sports car, or unexpected check could never do, Christ says, "I Can." You'll love how he achieves it. He reconnects your soul with God. -- Max Lucado
I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I'm worried because I have a brand-new record, and it's called Crazy! -- Patsy Cline
I'm very fond of Tennessee Williams' plays, and when my husband and I went to New Orleans in the late 1970s, we saw 'A Street Car Named Desire.' -- Ruth Rendell
I invented nothing new. I simply combined the inventions of others into a car. Had I worked fifty or ten or even five years before, I would have failed. -- Henry Ford
Short stories, for me, it's like you step inside this brand new car and you drive it and you drive it into a tree and you walk away from it. -- Kevin Wilson
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I think the American people, you know, they're going to want that new car smell. They want to drive something off the lot that doesn't have as much mileage as me. -- Barack Obama
People will spend a tremendous amount of money in casinos, money they normally would spend on refrigerators or a new car. Local businesses will suffer because they'll lose consumer dollars to casinos. -- John Warren Kindt
The parent gives the child a new car, money. They know the child wants these things and has to do what they want; otherwise, they withdraw the favors - manipulation, domination, no happiness, psychic sickness. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell

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