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- My wife has dated broke black dudes. -- Kanye West
- My wife is possessive and I like that -- Fawad Afzal Khan
- I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Allen
- Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -- Winston Churchill
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. -- Henny Youngman
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. -- Woody Allen
- My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -- Les Dawson
- I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. -- Andrew Jackson
- What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. -- Frank Carson
- I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. -- Oliver Goldsmith
- My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. -- Ralph Lauren
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. -- Jimmy Durante
- My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. -- Winston Churchill
- The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. -- Michael Jordan
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -- Patrick Murray
- It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. -- Woody Allen
- I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. -- Ilie Nastase
- As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me." -- Jon Bon Jovi
- What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. -- Jack Benny
- The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs. -- Zakir Naik
- My wife collects knickknacks. -- Sidney Poitier
- Take my wife... Please! -- Henny Youngman
- I love my wife. -- Nonito Donaire
- My wife's married. I'm not. -- Charles Barkley
- My wife gives good headache. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife loves Roger Moore. -- Pierce Brosnan
- My wife attends a Presbyterian church. -- Pat Robertson
- My wife went off with Elvis. -- Al Yankovic
- Be my wife, all my life. -- Jodi Thomas
- I am mad about my wife. -- David Bailey
- He was screaming like my wife. -- Mike Tyson
- I love being my husband's wife. -- Julianna Margulies
- Nobody makes me laugh like my wife. -- Willie Aames
- My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs. -- Mitt Romney
- Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce. -- Russell Simmons
- My wife and I are very affectionate. -- Tom Brady
- My wife does wish I dressed better. -- Sean Hannity
- I've got more clothes than my wife. -- Paul Burrell
- [My wife] has some investments and stuff. -- Nat Hentoff
- Golf is tougher than my first wife. -- Ken Green
- I have to look to my wife. -- Randy Travis
- My first wife was a theater person. -- Ahmet Ertegun
- My wife watches me like a hawk. -- Carl Icahn
- My wife is a very strong woman. -- James Nesbitt
- I tell my wife all my secrets. -- Benedict Cumberbatch
- I met my wife in South Dakota. -- George McGovern
- My wife, the star I steer by. -- David McCullough
- I misled people, including even my wife -- William J. Clinton
- My wife has a whim of iron -- Oliver Herford
- MySpace is my wife... Facebook is my mistress. -- Paulo Coelho
- My first wife didn't like to fly, either. -- Gordon Baxter
- My former wife is a truly wonderful person. -- Burt Lancaster
- My toughest fight was with my first wife. -- Muhammad Ali
- My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person. -- Jamie Dornan
- My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea. -- Milton Berle
- Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping. -- James Garner
- I love my wife, I love my kids. -- Ted McGinley
- I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife. -- David Feherty
- I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. -- Richie Sambora
- We have two kids, my wife and myself. -- Thelonious Monk
- You can ask my wife about my stamina, -- Steve Smith, Sr.
- My wife has a black belt in shopping. -- Henny Youngman
- I am still in love with my wife. -- Rob Lowe
- My wife needs her freedom just like me. -- Clive Owen
- I don't get any money from my wife. -- Kevin Federline
- I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out. -- Emo Philips
- Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend. -- Mark Salling
- My wife would say I'm more Hyde than Jekyll! -- James Nesbitt
- Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. -- Mark Salling
- My wife and I come from a Christian worldview. -- James Lankford
- My wife is beautiful but she can't run anything. -- Arash
- My wife taught me the importance of living well. -- Robert Mondavi
- I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife. -- Orlando Bloom
- My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous. -- Richard Lewis
- I irritate the wife because of my private dancing. -- Brian McDermott
- I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife. -- Jeff Bridges
- I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything. -- Aaron Spelling
- I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife]. -- DJ Khaled
- My kids and my wife make me feel vulnerable. -- John Feldmann
- Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife. -- Mike Royer
- I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes. -- Lech Walesa
- I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. -- Scott Weiland
- My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead. -- Brian Clough
- I love going to Rodeo Drive with my wife. -- Jose Andres Puerta
- I trust my wife more than I trust myself. -- Chris Paul
- I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up. -- Grover Cleveland
- I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. -- Alan Titchmarsh
- My wife and I love each other very much. -- Stephen Hawking
- I want my next girlfriend to be my wife. -- Daniel Matsunaga
- To my wife 'I told you I was sick'. -- Lou Holtz
- I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife -- Ray Rice
- A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face. -- Abraham Maslow
- Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife. -- Ilie Nastase
- My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine. -- Julie Garwood
- My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children. -- Bill Cosby
- I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife. -- Alice Cooper
- I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife. -- Nick Cannon
- My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me. -- Lou Holtz
- My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies. -- Louis Susman
- The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife. -- Donald Sutherland
- My wife doesn't like me eating doughnuts. I love doughnuts. -- Gregorio Sablan
- Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best. -- Joseph Cook
- It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover. -- Ken Jeong
- My wife (Maria) is the best reason to come home. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- I love my wife. She had money when I didn't. -- Joe Jamail
- My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me. -- Willie Aames
- When I was 17, I broke up with my future wife. -- Kris Allen
- Definitely my wife and my kid [are my biggest inspiration]. -- Donavon Frankenreiter
- I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me -- Emraan Hashmi
- I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife. -- Stewart Rahr
- My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog -- Will Ferrell
- Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there. -- Andrew Jackson
- Will you do me the honor of being my wife? -- Cassandra Clare
- My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters. -- Juan Williams
- Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died. -- W. C. Fields
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