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Doug Motel makes 'conscious comedy'. He makes me laugh, and he makes me think. -- Marianne Williamson
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? -- Jay London
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I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I stay at them when I travel - I wouldn't do their commercials. That comes through on the radio, and that's what it's all about. -- Tom Bodett
People feel vulnerable when they travel. Nobody wants to be taken advantage of or talked into something they don't want. Staying at Motel 6 makes you feel smarter. In fact, I think it actually means you are smarter, but I have no hard data to support that. -- Tom Bodett
I used to dream of a week-long beach vacation with white sand under my toes... right now, I'd settle for 48 hours at a Motel 6 with some Lysol and a UV lamp. -- Ingrid Weir
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. -- Dave Barry
I grew up in the motel business, and it evolved into hotels. -- Penny Pritzker
It will never be mistaken for a high school gymnasium or a meeting room in a Midwestern motel. -- Donal Henahan
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. -- Augusten Burroughs
And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel. -- Chris LeDoux
There is something uniquely American about the motel: It speaks to the transient nature of America itself, one enabled and encouraged by our roads and highways. -- Hanya Yanagihara
We'd be working in our motel room through the night, and I'd come up with an idea at two in the morning, and he'd start jumping up and down, pacing across the room, or whatever. -- Arthur Hiller
These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet. -- Mel Brooks
If you got up this morning and had fruits for breakfast, it was probably picked by the bent back of an immigrant worker. If you slept in a hotel or motel of the nation, you probably had your room done by an immigrant worker. -- Bob Menendez
There is a certain kind of respect for authenticity today that there wasn't back in the days when they did 'Cleopatra,' where everything looked like a giant motel. People want to have it be authentic in the look, and authentic in the way people behave. -- John Milius
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space. -- Tom Bodett
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so. -- Jerry Lawler
My hat's off to documentary filmmakers. I don't know if I'm ever going back to it. You're treated like a second-class citizen at most film festivals. You take the bus while everybody else is flown first-class. If you're a feature film director, you're put in a five-star hotel, and if you're a documentary director, you stay in a Motel 6. -- Terry Zwigoff
You cannot hear the name Martin Luther King, Jr., and not think of death. You might hear the words 'I have a dream,' but they will doubtlessly only serve to underscore an image of a simple motel balcony, a large man made small, a pool of blood. For as famous as he may have been in life, it is - and was - death that ultimately defined him. -- Michael Eric Dyson
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain. -- Bobby Heenan
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business -- Dave Barry
Iâ??m not going anywhere near a motel with you. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel? -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters. -- Henny Youngman
You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination? -- Becca Fitzpatrick
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Microsoft is a big intellectual roach motel. All the big minds go in, and they don't come out. -- Paul Saffo
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet! -- Joan Rivers
... the Kindle is a "roach motel" device: its license terms and DRM ensure that books can check in, but they can't check out. -- Cory Doctorow
I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open. -- Bill Bryson
You'll pay the highest price on back roads and in back seats and in a cheap highway motel. But what's a few more strangers in a life of nothing else. -- Dolly Parton
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room. -- Michael Cera

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