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Even married people have differences of opinion, I'm told. -- Ginger Rogers
Married people from my generation are like an endangered species! -- Patrice Leconte
We're so marriage-obsessed, we think that only married people are families. -- Hanna Rosin
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. -- Chris Rock
Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. -- Samuel Richardson
Perhaps the single most robust fact across many surveys is that married people are happier than anyone else. -- Martin Seligman
There is no guarantee what will give you happiness any which way. I know many married people who are unhappy. -- Sakshi Tanwar
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. -- Anne Spencer
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. -- Samuel Pepys
Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them. -- Samuel Pepys
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think. -- Lewis Black
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have. -- Cathy Guisewite
Nobody ever wins by the cavalry coming to rescue you. It isn't a question of you're happy if you get married, or you get thin, or you get rich, because I've known lots of thin, rich, married people who are absolutely miserable. -- Maeve Binchy
50% of all married people are women -- Yogi Berra
Married people grow like each other. -- Graham Greene
When there's a war, people get married. -- Doris Lessing
What if obese people couldn't get married? -- Judy Gold
Most people marry their mother. I married my father. -- Wayne Gretzky
When gay people can get married, then I'll get married. -- Mila Kunis
Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw
You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like. -- Geraldine Ferraro
Marriages last because the people in them want to be married -- Linda Grant
I'm fighting for the right to get married. For other people. -- Amber Heard
I've noticed that people who get married cease to be curious. -- Anton Chekhov
When you're married to somebody iconic, people tend to notice him. -- Pattie Boyd
I'm not one of those people who are desperate to get married. -- Kelly Osbourne
I've married a few people I shouldn't have, but haven't we all? -- Mamie Van Doren
And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough? -- George Carlin
Peer pressure plays a huge role in people's desire to get married. -- Adam Levine
People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone. -- Sofia Vergara
Gay people getting married? Next, they'll be allowed to vote and pay taxes. -- Kenneth Cole
Statistically, people who have been happily married and then widowed tend to remarry. -- Nigella Lawson
People keep on getting married. Evidently hope is eternal in the human breast. -- Sherwood Anderson
I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce. -- Regina King
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. -- Paul Newman
I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay. -- Harris Wittels
People should get married at the end of the road, not the beginning. -- Diane Kruger
Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be. -- Kid Rock
I don't want to get married until all gay people can get married. -- Lena Dunham
I want to be married and I want to be away from people. -- Amanda Bynes
I'm happy for people who want to get married. It's not my thing. -- Charlize Theron
If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage. -- Kevin Hart
The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. -- Oscar Wilde
If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married. -- Greg Fitzsimmons
People shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? -- Steven Wright
The public doesn't mind people living together without being married, providing they don't overdo it. -- Marilyn Monroe
People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience. -- Mikhail Baryshnikov
People don't get married to get divorced. Maybe people weren't meant to be together forever. -- Frankie Valli
I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married. -- Hugh Hefner
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise. -- Yatin Patel
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. -- E. W. Howe
Married people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage -- Marion D. Hanks
I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for. -- Ellen Barkin
It's too late for me to get married before I'm famous. You never know people's intentions. -- Carmelo Anthony
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. -- Woody Allen
I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else. -- Margaret Cho
People always seem to be interested in my private life because I'm married to a pop star. -- Jamie Redknapp
I've noticed in England once people reach a certain level they feel they have to get married. -- Usain Bolt
Love is the terrible secret people are suspected of unless they're married, then one always suspects they don't. -- Jane Rule
I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club. -- Busy Philipps
Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears. -- Albert Camus
I have a lot of admiration for people who've been in relationships a long time, married for years. -- Paloma Faith
People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job. -- Rosamunde Pilcher
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. -- Samuel Pepys
when married people begin to talk about their rights, it means something has gone pretty far wrong between them. -- Patricia Wentworth
I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple. -- Jonathan Davis
Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate. -- E. Phillips Oppenheim
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. -- Elayne Boosler
Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married. -- Ed McMahon
As a monogamous creature, I feel sometimes that it fills up a function that affairs have in married people's life. -- Etgar Keret
Staying married to one person was boring. She figured she was too complicated for that. Interesting people had complicated lives. -- Maureen F. McHugh
Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. -- Samantha Ronson
Let's all get married. There is nothing more beautiful than two people who love each other and commit to marriage -- Paulina Rubio
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! -- Larry David
If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be as overpopulated as it is now. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Married people do stand up so for each other when you say a word, however they may fight between themselves. -- Margaret Oliphant
A lot of people, they've been saying to me, oh don't get married. It ruins everything. And I'm like, damn. -- Alicia Keys
People high in conscientiousness get better grades in high school and college; they commit fewer crimes; and they stay married longer. -- Paul Tough
I get nice letters, but really I have no idea. I just try to enthuse people. You've been married for 31 years. -- Alan Titchmarsh
It's bad enough when married people bore one another, but it's much worse when only one of them bores the other. -- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' -- Robin Williams
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married? Their kids, I guess. Maybe that's all they have in common. -- Rita Mae Brown
Everyone is lonely sometimes, even married people. But most single women (as well as women with spouses) actually enjoy their solitude. -- Sarah Mahoney
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common. -- Rita Mae Brown
Films portraying successful black people getting married are great, but films that only show one aspect of our culture, bother me. -- Drake
I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
Being single isn't the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well. -- Renee Jones
You don't stay married for 35 years by accident. I think that that's willful and intentional and something that both people really want. -- Ashley Judd
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. -- Bob Hope
The transmission of human life is a most serious role in which married people collaborate freely and responsibly with God the Creator. -- Pope Paul VI
The absence of marriages will result in all kinds of financial burdens that gay people wouldn't face if they could get married. -- Andrew Solomon
I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them. -- Marc Webb
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans. -- Prince Philip
For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness. -- Marianne Williamson
People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes. -- Lance Bass
I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids. -- Andrew Gurland
The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it. -- Elbert Hubbard
I'm an old-fashioned girl, and I didn't believe in living with people, so I guess I married for the wrong reasons at times. -- Jaclyn Smith
If people can live openly and be equal, then you have to have a pretty strong reason to say they can't get married. -- Donald Verrilli Jr.
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me. -- Jack Black
I'm delighted that gay people want to get married and I say why not! It's nobody's business and I would happily give my blessing. -- Iris Apfel
When life expectancy hit 95 years of age, married people around the world shouted, Enough! And just like that, the institution of marriage was reinvented. -- Katherine Valdez
Young people, even in Hollywood, ask me, 'Were you really married to Humphrey Bogart?' 'Well, yes, I think I was,' I reply. -- Lauren Bacall
I tell young people who ask me about a future in writing not to go into it unless they get married to someone rich. -- F. Sionil Jose
As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married. -- Ashton Kutcher
You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships. -- Elton John
I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
When married people don't get on they can separate, but if they're not married it's impossible. It's a tie that only death can sever. -- W. Somerset Maugham
As people get older, they get married, have kids. I'm not married. I don't have kids, so I'm able to focus 100 percent on this. -- Steven Lopez
I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married. -- Denis Leary
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. -- Anne Spencer
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I didn't sleep on people's couches. -- John Lithgow
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Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Awww! Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.' -- Kristen Wiig
Honestly, ever since I've been married, the part of a job as an actress where you have to kiss other people, I find totally bizarre. -- Leelee Sobieski

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